🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[The Knife's Husbando]

Also if Connor somehow manages to overtake TJ in the negative ratings to reach the top 3, I don't even know if I'll be able to handle it. It would mean the only two more insufferable people here are a (literal) pants shitting rail foamer who likes children and thinks everyone here are sockpuppets of employees of some tourist line he's banned from, and the reigning champion of Incels, the incredible Marajan Skilic himself.

Well, to give the devil his due, Connor is improving at something.

I didn't know becoming a bigger fucking douche could be a life-goal.

 

[sugoi-chan]

This is two spazzouts in as many days. I feel like the Farms have been blessed by some kind of harvest god.

What happened, Connor? You were gone for like...weeks.

 

[Barmy4Blarms]

Write a book about how the Kiwi Farms drove you to madness

"From The Kiwi Farm To The Funny Farm" By Connor Bible
Now available from a bookstore near you!

 

[EI 903]

This is two spazzouts in as many days. I feel like the Farms have been blessed by some kind of harvest god.

What happened, Connor? You were gone for like...weeks.

He noticed that people were talking about closing his thread and tarded out so as not to lose the only human interaction he ever gets.

 

[GS 281]

Shaner's been kicking up dust, too. I think the lolcows are in heat. Shaner wants to fuck that Gamer Gate chick and Conner wants to fuck himself.

 

[Truant]

I wonder if Null would delete the thread if Connor asked him politely, and cut back on the online tantrums.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Shaner's been kicking up dust, too. I think the lolcows are in heat. Shaner wants to fuck that Gamer Gate chick and Conner wants to fuck himself.

Conner fucks himself every time he posts in a thread.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

You want me to be a drunk? Go fuck yourselves.

Here we go again.

You motherfuckers won't ignore me.

Because.
You.
Keep.
Posting.

>Connor took your first negative rating.

I'm so sorry.

This is like losing your virginity to Christine Weston Chandler.

... I'm gonna go walk into a volcano now kthx.

<.<

>.>

...can i request erotic Null x Connor fanart/fiction?

Lookin' @Sanae Kochiya

*ahem*

Size Doesn't Matter

His penis BURLED deep inside of me. Myself losing all senses except desire.

Wii Fitness Trainer Null staired down with his dead, pupiless eyes at his tiny lover, Unblinking. Olimar Connor looked back with his muppet face and did not say any words because he did not know how.

"OK!" screamed Ness KatsuKitty, who had walked in to see this horrid Discourse going on his NEW CARPET.

connor's been doing this shit for almost two fucking years

Whoever makes a Connor cycle image will get all of my Winner ratings. Forever.

I think he's hiding for the moment. Which means we should be getting "You guys are totally right and have given me a lot to think about" Connor in a day or two.

I'll get the popcorn and the alcohol.

 

[Null]

I'm beginning to feel like a sperg god, sperg god
All my kiwis from the back nod, back nod

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Connor should just be a Gonzo Journalist. He's already great at being a lying faggot on the internet.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

So if adoption is gonna 100% fuck a kid up how come I'm a normal well rounded individual. Well almost anyway.

 

[Lacquer Head]

So if adoption is gonna 100% fuck a kid up how come I'm a normal well rounded individual. Well almost anyway.

I don't think well rounded people go to kiwi farms

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I don't think well rounded people go to kiwi farms

He did say "almost."

How much you wanna bet Connor's refreshing this thread while hate!jacking right now?

I wonder if Null would delete the thread if Connor asked him politely, and cut back on the online tantrums.

That time has long since come & gone, my friend.

Null, you son of a bitch, why don't you just nuke my account?

I'm currently reading the blockland thread (a whopping 121 pages) on our dear leader.
http://www.nambla.org/
I've had a feeling that @Null was a fucked-up individual for awhile. For fuck's sake, he threatens to rape and kill people and he's your role model?

I can't believe I'm doing this, but fuck it, I'm back. I wanted to let you guys know I'm almost through reading All Quiet on the Western Front, and that I've calmed down about the whole Null situation.

I'd feel bad about that if you had every done anything at any point to demonstrate that you have any potential for authorship.

This is a vendetta, isn't it?

What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.

Why doesn't @Null just ban me? I wouldn't be able to come back, and therefore, you have no content, and the thread would die.

If I may make a suggestion, Dr. Klaus Krieger doesn't have a facial stubble. He's actually kind of bishie.

shut up
& sleep with me
come on why don't you sleep with me
shut up
& sleep with me
come on uh-huh & sleep with me

 

[Ruin]

I feel so bad for his parents. They have a morbidly obese, smelly, unemployed, autist who throws temper tantrums like a two year old for a son. What do they say when friends or neighbors ask them what their son is doing?

"My son spends all his time masturbating, sobbing into a block of cheddar, and yelling at other spergs on the internet."

" Uh ok?"

 

[Keerakh]

He could pull a Mrz if he hadn't dug himself too far.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I feel so bad for his parents. They have a morbidly obese, smelly, unemployed, autist who throws temper tantrums like a two year old for a son. What do they say when friends or neighbors ask them what their son is doing?

"My son spends all his time masturbating, sobbing into a block of cheddar, and yelling at other spergs on the internet."

" Uh ok?"

I'm pretty sure by now they've come to accept it, realizing that it's far, far too late for an abortion.

 

[Sigyn]

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RUN @Molly Ringwald !

Shit I saw Connors stupid face and rated this dumb on instict. I'm sorry Boldy!

And Jesus. I wonder if Connor understands that replying to this is hurting him. I could see if he wasnt Halal, maybe not understanding that but the thing is he's been here, a member. He's seen people do these exact same things and fail. Does that make him MORE autistic than Shaner/Holden/Ect?

 

[Pikonic]

While we wait let's go back to October with this magic. Connor, being an aspiring English writer, doesn't know what "direct" means. Note how he plays the "Null is scum" card rather early.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-direct-confrontation-thread.5255/page-12#post-369300

 

[Mrs Paul]

Guys we really shouldn't be pressuring a special needs person into drinking if he doesn't want to.

I don't care if he drinks or doesn't. But he shouldn't be so fucking self-righteous about it.

 

[Cosmos]

Let's take a quick poll. Which Connor is the most amusing?

1. Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma, please praise me!"
2. Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out, I'll never accomplish anything in life, I'm gonna die alone..."
3. Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots, if anyone messes with me I'll fuck them up! Null, just nuke my account you gutless motherfucker!!!"

I've gotta say Edgy!Connor is my fave. The juxtaposition between his avatar and what he's saying is hilarious.