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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
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Getting drunk could actually prove to be quite a benefit for you, Connor. It could help your stories be less creatively devoid and mellow you out a bit. Plus, with how big you are you could probably take a whole bunch of shots before you pass out and/or die!
 
Guys we really shouldn't be pressuring a special needs person into drinking if he doesn't want to.
 
>migraine from hell accompanied by auras, fever, & vomiting
>vision finally clears, but still feel like I'm having a stroke
>as I sit in the dark, praying for the sweet release of death, one thought crosses my mind
>"I wonder what's going on in the Connor thread right now"

I missed this thread so much, you guys. You don't even know.

Also, for old time's sake, here's a Connor chimpout from a while ago. You can really see how much he's changed. :roll:
TM Ambrose said:
[MEDIA=pastebin]TH3Y9aqG[/MEDIA]Some sperging by Connor. Cataloged by @Pine Tar
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I think he's hiding for the moment. Which means we should be getting "You guys are totally right and have given me a lot to think about" Connor in a day or two.
 
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Getting drunk could actually prove to be quite a benefit for you, Connor. It could help your stories be less creatively devoid and mellow you out a bit. Plus, with how big you are you could probably take a whole bunch of shots before you pass out and/or die!
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That or smoking some herb.
 
Hey Connor, have you ever tried smoking weed? Because you should totally try smoking weed. I think it would mellow you out a lot, dude.
 
Connor is in an abusive relationship with the Kiwis, we keep pissing him off, he runs away swearing he will never return and then he comes crawling back.
I remember during the days of Teamspeak we got him in there are gave him a tough love pep-talk and he swore to never return and then 3 days later he comes back.
 
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Jace betrayed me, Chris attacked a man because of blue arms, ADF went from a kawaii desu nippon~ potato to a horrible transarchist tattooed potato, and the Tumblr and Loveshy Subforums are a constantly churning whirlwind of insanity.

But Connor, Connor is always there for me, a bastion of dullness and same-ishness. I salute you Connor and your ability to be literally the exact same person you were years ago. It takes serious effort to be that stubbornly lazy, and I almost have to applaud it.

But seriously Connor, if you actually don't return, this thread will die after a few weeks, much like it almost did before. I feel confident in saying this because I am 100% sure you always need to have the last word in any argument, so ya know, you're here forever.
 
I'm stuck at my desk trying to keep my cats off of my laptop while it updates so here's another "fan" art.
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Connor, do you have any other hobbies than writing? It doesn't seem like writing brings you any joy and seems like it might be stressful to try and complete a whole book. Have you thought of trying any other hobbies like maybe gardening, fishing, model cars, dungeons and dragons etc. etc.
 
VLAD said:
Hey Connor, have you ever tried smoking weed? Because you should totally try smoking weed. I think it would mellow you out a lot, dude.
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Every time this turd burglar rates someone as dumb, I just give them a winner rating. I mean, hell. You did it. You got the cow to be THIS salty. You deserve this star. This site can be the fucking best.
 
Also if Connor somehow manages to overtake TJ in the negative ratings to reach the top 3, I don't even know if I'll be able to handle it. It would mean the only two more insufferable people here are a (literal) pants shitting rail foamer who likes children and thinks everyone here are sockpuppets of employees of some tourist line he's banned from, and the reigning champion of Incels, the incredible Marajan Skilic himself.
 
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