🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Chicken Dippers]

Who here would fuck connor?

Himself.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Who here would fuck connor?

@Waifu

 

[LegoTugboat]

I mean we do have Molly Ringwald posting here. Think it's pretty obvious.

Back off, Molly's my waifu. Connor'll have to get a Slaton sister instead.

 

[MehicTUH_92]

Who here would fuck connor?

@IJustWantToSeeAttachments, apparently

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

@Connor Bible why aren't you replying to me?

In all honesty, Connor only ever responds to a very small amount of posts to begin with, and when it gets like this, when the thread is exploding, it intimidates him a lot. Connor cowers quickly when the spotlight is on him in such a manner, particularly now as most of the attention is negative due to his rude remarks.

 

[Silver]

@Connor Bible, you do realize you're shooting yourself in the foot even more, especially with your full name on here where anyone can search up if they wanted too and see the new content you posted? You're making it worse for yourself in the long run.

to be fair to Connor, Null changed his name to that fairly recently; it was just Connor before. But we only know Connor's full name anyway because of his shooting himself in the foot over at WrongPlanet.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.

@Null is a fucking faggot for having made this goddamn thread in the first place out of spite.

<.<

>.>

...can i request erotic Null x Connor fanart/fiction?

Lookin' @Sanae Kochiya

 

[XH 502]

@IJustWantToSeeAttachments, apparently

More like IJustWantToSee @Connor Bible 's Dick

 

[Chicken Dippers]

More like IJustWantToSee @Connor Bible 's Dick

Does he even have a dick? I thought it had rotted away due to crotch rot/excessive masturbation?

 

[XH 502]

Does he even have a dick? I thought it had rotted away due to crotch rot/excessive masturbation?

It doesn't matter. I have a spare strap-on he can borrow.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

It doesn't matter. I have a spare strap-on he can borrow.

You'd let him borrow your strap-on? You may never see it again. ;o

 

[XH 502]

You'd let him borrow your strap-on? You may never see it again. ;o

I said "spare" for a reason.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

iblove you all but i can't see anymire

 

[Count groudon]

@Connor Bible, do you think that your agressive, volitile behavior stems from the fact that youre comfused about your sexuality, and are in fact a fan of the man?

 

[Pikonic]

So were tagging him and asking questions?
@Connor Bible , do you like French Toast or pancakes?

 

[Cosmos]

@Connor Bible why do you hate women so much? Because you haven't met one that immediately drops to her knees and gives you a blowjob?

 

[XH 502]

@Connor Bible why do you hate women so much? Because you haven't met one that immediately drops to her knees and gives you a blowjob?

But he HAS! It's me!

Just... why won't senpai notice me?

 

[Handsome Pete]

Aww, I missed him again.

Well, to summarize what I would have said: goddammit, Connor.

 

[Golly]

I keep missing Connor!
I was hoping that if he couldn't take advice from us seriously, he might be able to take some from his goddess.

To: @Connor Bible
From: Molly "Navel" Ringwald

 

[DrChristianTroy]

In all honesty, Connor only ever responds to a very small amount of posts to begin with, and when it gets like this, when the thread is exploding, it intimidates him a lot. Connor cowers quickly when the spotlight is on him in such a manner, particularly now as most of the attention is negative due to his rude remarks.

Which makes his career choice of writer very odd. Surely he knew to expect criticism.