🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Unfortunately for you Connor, most people on the site have actual lives, so these dumb ratings don't really mean anything. Unlike you, we've achieved other things in our lives than internet points.
 
You motherfuckers won't ignore me.
Dude the friend was already on its deathbed when you showed up and started this stuff again. If you don't give us content, we have nothing to talk about, and thus the thread dies. You can end this, but only you.
 
Holy shit I go to make a celebratory 404 page image and this thread already hits 405. Have one anyway.
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OH MY GOD.

I JUST GOT MY FIRST NEGATIVE RATING!

Th-this is an experience! I don't know what to say! Um...I'd like to thank the Academy, as well as my family for encouraging me to be an absolute dick, as well as Connor muthafuckin' Bible for being the one to actually grant me this honor. I'll be sure to work hard to truly be worthy of such an achievement guys!

Edit: Wait shit it was only a Dislike.
Edit 2: WAIT NEVERMIND HE RATED THIS POST DUMB I LOVE YOU CONNOR <3
>Connor took your first negative rating.

I'm so sorry.
 
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