🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
OH MY GOD.

I JUST GOT MY FIRST NEGATIVE RATING!

Th-this is an experience! I don't know what to say! Um...I'd like to thank the Academy, as well as my family for encouraging me to be an absolute dick, as well as Connor muthafuckin' Bible for being the one to actually grant me this honor. I'll be sure to work hard to truly be worthy of such an achievement guys!

Edit: Wait shit it was only a Dislike.
Edit 2: WAIT NEVERMIND HE RATED THIS POST DUMB I LOVE YOU CONNOR <3
 
MehicTUH_92 said:
OH MY GOD.

I JUST GOT MY FIRST NEGATIVE RATING!

Th-this is an experience! I don't know what to say! Um...I'd like to thank the Academy, as well as my family for encouraging me to be an absolute dick, as well as Connor muthafuckin' Bible for being the one to actually grant me this honor. I'll be sure to work hard to truly be worthy of such an achievement guys!
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I got my first, too - don't worry, it's a Connor rating, those don't count. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

EDIT: Got my second now, looks like he can still rate things dumb. Ah, well.
 
Silver said:
@Connor Bible u still aint responded to 2 things: 1) how many semesters of college have you done so far (counting this past summer) and 2) "If a bitch tries to act nice to me, I will expose her for the fraud she is." then why did you seem so legitimately disappointing you couldn't go to carowinds with me and why are you still sucking up to @Molly Ringwald
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I'm more wondering how and why. A woman tries to act nice and he, what, calls bullshit? Gotta say @Connor Bible's gameplan is poorly conceived.
 
Chicken Dippers said:
I think it's pretty hilarious that Connor seems to have lost the ability to rate things "dumb" so he just rates them "disagree" instead (which aren't actually negative ratings).
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In this case I would just like to say that Connor is a vapid sperg and I truly believe alcoholism would provide him some character depth. Hop to!
 
@Connor Bible if you could actually answer questions as opposed to passive aggressively rate posts that would be great. If anything acting like a bitch about it just adds to why people think you are a lolcow. Explaining could change minds.
 
All of this passive aggressive rating, Connie really is a love-shy now, isn't he?

I'm vaguely wondering what Redesigning Eva would've looked like if he was a love-shy when he wrote it? Would it start off with Eva Ringwald rejecting his nice guy self-insert to instead go sleep with Chad Thundercock? Does Eva have to get redesigned because she gets acidfaced by the self-insert? Would there be discussions about why child porn is cool?

The possibilities are endless. A shame the same cannot be said of your future, @Connor Bible.
 
Connor Bible said:
Bullshit, it won't change minds at all. You'll still be the same cocksucking pieces of shit.
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Look it might not change my mind but for all you know it could change others. See you can't label everyone as a single entity as you've done with the kiwifarms or how you think all women as sluts. That kind of thinking is pretty dumb and really harmful when it comes to developing a proper world view.
 
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