🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.
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This thread would have died and never reached 400+ pages if you didn't continue to come here and spas out.

Edit: Jesus literally 2 seconds after I posted it you rated it. Are you sitting there holding down the f5 key or something?
 
Zvantastika said:

403 pages of laughs?, if you print them all, it could count as a book!, think about it. Although I'm not sure if it would be a comedy book or a drama book... everything points to comedy so far.
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I bet Connor's written more here than he ever wrote in Redesigning Eva or Alphaboy.
 
Cute Anime Girl said:
This thread would have died and never reached 400+ pages if you didn't continue to come here and spas out.
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A testament to this is the fact that if he didn't post in here when it was bumped again it would've drifted back down the lolcow forum again.
 
Smutley said:
To answer your question, no, Connor has never had a drink. He's actively fought against drinking for years, and has chastised members here for suggesting he have a couple brews now that he's legal because he's not going out like one of those deadbeats.
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I warned you about the drinking bros! I told you dogs!
 
Connor Bible said:
What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.
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Because you're entertaining and what you do is fun to talk about. Others said it before me but I'll say it again. You're only adding to the entertainment value by continuing to post here and tard out.:story:
 
@Connor Bible u still aint responded to 2 things: 1) how many semesters of college have you done so far (counting this past summer) and 2) "If a bitch tries to act nice to me, I will expose her for the fraud she is." then why did you seem so legitimately disappointing you couldn't go to carowinds with me and why are you still sucking up to @Molly Ringwald
 
Silver said:
@Connor Bible u still aint responded to 2 things: 1) how many semesters of college have you done so far (counting this past summer) and 2) "If a bitch tries to act nice to me, I will expose her for the fraud she is." then why did you seem so legitimately disappointing you couldn't go to carowinds with me and why are you still sucking up to @Molly Ringwald
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neither of these questions will be answered and it's important to note they never will
 
I go eat dinner and come back to find Connor has gone mad with dumb ratings.

Oh God what will I do if he rates me dumb, I'm nearly 500 positives to each negative!
 
I am in so much pain & blind in one eye but Connor is posting & it's totally worth it

@Alan Pardew Connor's doing the thing again

EDIT: yes Connor I dislike migrainez too
 
I think it's pretty hilarious that Connor seems to have lost the ability to rate things "dumb" so he just rates them "disagree" instead (which aren't actually negative ratings).
 
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