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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
ToroidalBoat said:
So is the Connor Cycle of this thread arriving at a close at last?

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Well, it looks like the final Ding has Donged on our beloved Fatty.

We've laughed. We've cried. We've laughed, mostly. I don't think any of us cried, actually. Maybe recoiled in disgust, or cringed a bit, but no tears...

We've laughed, anyway.

It's been one hell of an autistic adventure, and I can safely say that we've all taken something away from this experience...I for one will never look at belly buttons the same way ever again.

Thread's dead, baby. Thread's dead.
 
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Reminder to some of the people in this thread that some users believing the thread should be closed does not mean it will anytime soon. So far no staff member has shown an initiative in actually locking this, and usually when threads are closed there's a unanimous sentiment that it's garbage (e.g. Enter forum) that I'm not quite seeing with this one.

What is happening is that users are simply losing interest in this thread and would rather have Connor post elsewhere, so it is dying on its own. If you don't want this to happen, then contribute to it. It is your choice.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
If you don't want this to happen, then contribute to it. It is your choice.
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The rumors of Connors demise are greatly exaggerated.

I'm goofed up on pain killers so my vagueries probably aren't needed but there is plenty of Connor content to be laughed at you just have to be a bit patient for it. Connor won't post 2500 times on wrong planet in only a month. I mean, he's not CatParty.
 
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I'm really impressed how one person said the thread was shit and somehow people have extrapolated that to the thread being closed.
 
Dudeofteenage said:
I'm really impressed how one person said the thread was shit and somehow people have extrapolated that to the thread being closed.
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One person who doesn't have moderator powers isn't going to somehow have full control over a thread's destiny. For instance if I walk into the Shaner thread or something and go "hey guys this thread sucks lol!" my words aren't magic and the thread isn't going to end just because I say so.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
One person who doesn't have moderator powers isn't going to somehow have full control over a thread's destiny. For instance if I walk into the Shaner thread or something and go "hey guys this thread sucks lol!" my words aren't magic and the thread isn't going to end just because I say so.
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How will you know unless you try?
 
Smutley said:
The rumors of Connors demise are greatly exaggerated.

I'm goofed up on pain killers so my vagueries probably aren't needed but there is plenty of Connor content to be laughed at you just have to be a bit patient for it. Connor won't post 2500 times on wrong planet in only a month. I mean, he's not CatParty.
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CatParty isn't a whiny fat faggot though.
 
CELEBRATION
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For once in his life Null briefly stopped being a dick and figured out what had broken all the images. Everything is fixed and I can stop putting off re-capping Connor posts. Everyone could take a lesson from Young Master Bible - if you put something off long enough, eventually someone smarter than you will come along and just do it for you. It certainly worked for me!

If you're stumbling upon this thread for the first time, or if you're an old hat who never got to see what all the fuss was about during his brief reign as Halal King, check out the Connorpendium which is finally back and operational.

Lastly enjoy what might be the last time Connor ever posts on Wrong Planet, with a special guest appearance by Fnord and a direct link to Connor's unfinished lolcow.wiki article!
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Dudeofteenage said:
Connor! Welcome back, comprachio! Read any good books lately?
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I'm currently reading both The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris and James Patterson's debut novel, The Thomas Berryman Number. Loving the former, while the latter is a chore to get through. Ugh.

Dudeofteenage said:
And congrats on the A. Does this make you feel a bit more confident about taking on a regular academic courseload? Maybe it's just that maths isn't your strong suit.
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Yeah, it does. I'm only going to be tackling Beginning Algebra next semester. My brain isn't wired for math like everyone else. If I take it with another course, I'd freak out.
 
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Connor Bible said:
I'm currently reading both The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris and James Patterson's debut novel, The Thomas Berryman Number. Loving the former, while the latter is a chore to get through. Ugh.
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Have you seen the movie, starring a Welsh actor called Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter?
 
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