🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Nara said:
I sympathize with him for it. I'd sympathize more if he could do it in a non-cringe-inducing way. I like some warning when I'm going it to cringe territory, thanks.
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It could've been worse.

He could've mentioned crotch fungus or belly buttons.
 
Smutley said:
>the connor thread is closing
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Oh my God that GIF is fantastic.
Seriously, though, if the Connor thread gets locked, I will cry. Admittedly, when I saw this mentioned last night, I was legitimately upset. Autistic, I know.
I also feel bad because I totally fucked up one of @Smutley's threads already (& Rani doesn't even respond to my messages, the twat) & ruined it for everyone. :c I really don't want another one of my favorite threads to die. I still have so many draws left to draw!
Dr. Meme said:
We should just close this thread and let connor post around in any thread he wants.
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I really want the thread to stay open, but I do agree that @Connor Bible should have free rein in terms of other threads. That neurodiversity one was fucking gold.
Connor Bible said:
No thanks, Null. I'm kind of an existentialist nowadays.
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That's. . .not really all that different from nihilism, but okay.
dollarpennypincher said:
Personally I like it when you go outside of your comfort zone in this thread and post your thoughts onto other threads. Your comments in the autism thread were some of the funniest I had ever read from you.
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Connor Bible said:
You know, this thread really lives off of crazy content supplied by me, and I think it's best I go back out into the other threads and, y'know, get out of my comfort zone. Engage in actual conversations. Have fun with the other guys.
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Agreed. No need to be confined to your thread, Connor.
Dr. Meme said:
To all the future readers of this thread stop filling the thread with "Connor where is the book report?!?!?"
Because:
  1. He's not gonna do it anyway and even if he does he'll half ass it.
  2. It makes him less likely to want to do it because you've placed so much pressure on a small project that should be at least a little fun for him
  3. It places self importance on yourself and makes you look like a smug asshole
  4. It shits up the thread and makes it a chore to read through
  5. No one curr
Seriously this has been a problem for a while and it utterly buries the other enjoyable content here.

EDIT: this also goes for Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva. The only person who this negatively effects is Connor.
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Yeah, you're right. I've been trying to be better about that. Unfortunately. . .what does that leave us to talk about?
KingofManga420 said:
"can I be supervisor of the Connor thread"
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Pffft, nah, dude, it should totally be me.

. . .actually, I have no idea who it should be, if anyone. @Smutley or @Dr. Meme seem like the best candidates.
 
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Nara said:
Connor is basically trying to prove that he's a cool guy by mocking Len with the rest of us.
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I mean, @Connor Bible can come back and mock Len again. Just, you know... as Connor.

The joke with people acting "in character" against Len is that Len doxxed us as such. ... And it was minimal at best.

We're also not going on about how we want to beat up an autistic, pants-shitting weirdo with superpowers. ... Curt and Saul don't count as they have personal reasons for their vendettas. (And no superpowers.)
 
I never got the appeal of this thread. Connor is boring. Whatever work he does manage to shit out has no substance beyond being pretentious, poorly written drivel, but we didn't expect anything better, so why pretend we did? He's just happy to hear his own gums flap on and on about himself and kiwis indulge that need.

For every 10 posts of people powerleveling/asking about why he hasn't written/getting unnecessarily frustrated there's 20 posts from people reprimanding them for powerleveling/asking about why he hasn't written/getting unnecessarily frustrated, further shitting up the thread. With this post I add to the shitpile.

We're now a permanent part of the Connor cycle; in many ways we're even more autistic because we should know better.

Lock the thread, and the ouroboros of autism stops.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 1 minute ago ShavedSheep:
    i love how connor is basically our meg griffon
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2397.jpg?1428015749 1 minute ago ASoulMan:
    @ @ShavedSheep, He's fat. Wears glasses
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2397.jpg?1428015749 1 minute ago ASoulMan:
    He's perfect
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1435504758 A moment ago The Knife:
    Shut up, Connor.
 
Perhaps to stimulate things, there could be a switchover to an "Ask Connor" format. For instance, we could ask him what he thinks about various current events topics, and he'll either at least practice to be a better poster, or fall flat on his face and sperg out.

Hey, Connor, what's your opinion on the Pluto pictures? Do you see it as a triumph for humanity? Or do you see Pluto's removal from planetary status as proof that humans are incapable of love and shouldn't adopt?

Any response is fine as long as it's funny.
 
In keeping with this "Ask Connor" suggestion....

Connor, what kind of music do you like? What would the soundtrack or film score to a film of Redesigning Eva or Alphaboy be like?
 
Connor hasn't shown himself inclined to answer our random questions about current events before this point, I doubt that's suddenly gonna change.
 
Maybe you should all admit it. It's done now. Lights are turning off and the bar is emptying. With that sentiment I'll leave you this.
Godspeed, it was a ride.
 
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were.

You can't force the Connor thread. If @Connor Bible loves us, he will return to tell us of his accomplishments. Perhaps when we next see him, he'll be an accomplished writer, married to Molly Ringwald, and raising their adopted child.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Where is Connor? I want to post something I made for him but I need him to be around when I post it. I'm not like Chris, thinking he'll simply just see it.
 

I'm gonna miss this spergy little thread.
 
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