🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Abby]

@Sean "Alphaboy" Gillespie, Congrats on becoming the most autistic account on the forum!

 

[Rin]

Welp. So much for roleplaying exercise as a writing tool.

 

[lolwut]

Don't we have a rule against gimmick posting/accounts anyway?

 

[Rin]

Don't we have a rule against gimmick posting/accounts anyway?

It's been waived for Shaner in the past, and the quantity of gimmick posting since the Doxxing Saga has been pretty heavy anyways (*cough*). And someone suggested Connor post as one of his characters in the past, so that may be where he got the idea it would be okay. But yes, it's technically against the rules.

 

[DN 420]

What kind of superhero lets their real identity known like that so easily my god worst fucking superhero ever

 

[KingofManga420]

What kind of superhero lets their real identity known like that so easily my god worst fucking superhero ever

Have you ever seen Iron Man? Worked out for him

 

[Dr. Meme]

To all the future readers of this thread stop filling the thread with "Connor where is the book report?!?!?"
Because:

1. He's not gonna do it anyway and even if he does he'll half ass it.
2. It makes him less likely to want to do it because you've placed so much pressure on a small project that should be at least a little fun for him
3. It places self importance on yourself and makes you look like a smug asshole
4. It shits up the thread and makes it a chore to read through
5. No one curr

Seriously this has been a problem for a while and it utterly buries the other enjoyable content here.

EDIT: this also goes for Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva. The only person who this negatively effects is Connor.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

It's been waived for Shaner in the past, and the quantity of gimmick posting since the Doxxing Saga has been pretty heavy anyways (*cough*). And someone suggested Connor post as one of his characters in the past, so that may be where he got the idea it would be okay. But yes, it's technically against the rules.

The idea is that the roleplay should not be THE post itself. There should be something to it.

I mean, it'd be pretty damn easy to type out all of my posts as Marisa, but most of ya'll wouldn't care, since ya aren't all Touhou fans, ze~?

*ahem* Point is that Len's doxxing leads to a lot of in-jokes, but in the end the entire topic is supposed to be mocking Len. We still have some point. I'm not even sure what Alphaboy's point is beyond "beat up Len," and that got tired around... like... the second post. Saul and Curt can get away with it because Len insulted both of them on a personal level. Alphaboy just seems like an Alphacunt.

And yeah, it's basically against the rules. The only real true roleplay account left is Hulk Hogan (and possibly Jesus), and he both has seniority AND doesn't post too often that it doesn't get tired as a joke. Kirby, if you guys remember, tried to originally join the forums AS Kirby and got swiftly rated Autistic for it, but he mellowed down and basically made the Kirby aspect more of an underlying joke rather than, you know, the only reason it exists.

Point is, and I hope you're reading this Connor, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MOCK LEN. NOT YOURSELF.

To all the future readers of this thread stop filling the thread with "Connor where is the book report?!?!?"
Because:

1. He's not gonna do it anyway and even if he does he'll half ass it.
2. It makes him less likely to want to do it because you've placed so much pressure on a small project that should be at least a little fun for him
3. It places self importance on yourself and makes you look like a smug asshole
4. It shits up the thread and makes it a chore to read through
5. No one curr

Seriously this has been a problem for a while and it utterly buries the other enjoyable content here.

He also finished it too, so....

 

[Ruin]

To all the future readers of this thread stop filling the thread with "Connor where is the book report?!?!?"
Because:

1. He's not gonna do it anyway and even if he does he'll half ass it.
2. It makes him less likely to want to do it because you've placed so much pressure on a small project that should be at least a little fun for him
3. It places self importance on yourself and makes you look like a smug asshole
4. It shits up the thread and makes it a chore to read through
5. No one curr

Seriously this has been a problem for a while and it utterly buries the other enjoyable content here.

Can we still ask about Alpha boy and Redesigning Eva?

 

[Rin]

The idea is that the roleplay should not be THE post itself. There should be something to it.

I mean, it'd be pretty damn easy to type out all of my posts as Marisa, but most of ya'll wouldn't care, since ya aren't all Touhou fans, ze~?

*ahem* Point is that Len's doxxing leads to a lot of in-jokes, but in the end the entire topic is supposed to be mocking Len. We still have some point. I'm not even sure what Alphaboy's point is beyond "beat up Len," and that got tired around... like... the second post. Saul and Curt can get away with it because Len insulted both of them on a personal level. Alphaboy just seems like an Alphacunt.

And yeah, it's basically against the rules. The only real true roleplay account left is Hulk Hogan (and possibly Jesus), and he both has seniority AND doesn't post too often that it doesn't get tired as a joke. Kirby, if you guys remember, tried to originally join the forums AS Kirby and got swiftly rated Autistic for it, but he mellowed down and basically made the Kirby aspect more of an underlying joke rather than, you know, the only reason it exists.

Point is, and I hope you're reading this Connor, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MOCK LEN. NOT YOURSELF.


He also finished it too, so....

Yeah, exactly. My point was more than I can see where Connor got the idea from. Most people would have the restraint to not go full retard, but most people don't post about their smegma on a public forum under their real name. Connor in the Len thread is living proof of why w.een filters to "ween" - he's trying painfully hard to be cool, but failing spectacularly. I was hoping I could at least get him to think about his character or something, but I think Alphaboy hung up his cape when he saw how the ratings were coming in.

 

[lolwut]

Can we still ask about Alpha boy and Redesigning Eva?

Meh, this thread's better when everyone is laughing at the spergy things he already does, rather than begging for things that will never happen. If it was at all reasonable to expect Conner to actually write his stories this thread would only be half as long. As far as being a writer goes, he's an utter failure and a hack. No amount of pestering, critiquing, or advising will change that.

 

[Dr. Meme]

This isn't a self help forum. Connor won't listen to you and you sure as hell won't change his life.

"Well I was lazy and didn't do anything for god knows how long, but then some faggot with a Cartoon Network character profile pic on the kiwi farms told me in a passive agressive tone that I should probably write a book.
I consider that the moment when I realized how horrible my life had been up until now. It was those words of inspiration "connor u whiny fat faggot were is my new chapeter of redesigning eva. If I were u I would have written tho whole book by now" that made me write a New York Times best selling novel." -Future Connor Bible

 

[Ruin]

This isn't a self help forum. Connor won't listen to you and you sure as hell won't change his life.

"Well I was lazy and didn't do anything for god knows how long, but then some faggot with a Cartoon Network character profile pic on the kiwi farms told me in a passive agressive tone that I should probably write a book.
I consider that the moment when I realized how horrible my life had been up until now. It was those words of inspiration "connor u whiny fat faggot were is my new chapeter of redesigning eva. If I were u I would have written tho whole book by now" that made me write a New York Times best selling novel." -Future Connor Bible

He's a sperg. He has two interests, masterbating ten times daily and daydreaming about becoming a writer. Half the time Kiwi's don't bring up his stupid stories he does.

 

[Count groudon]

I for one appreciate Connor for being who he is. I think his stubborn, overly dramitic personality is funny as all hell, and he's such a little oddball it's interesting to just sit and watch how he deals with things because he always finds the most ass-backwards way to go about doing things. Don't get me wrong, I think he definately needs to grow up and try to put more effort into his life, but he does tend to liven things up and he's a refreshing break some of the genuine sick fucks like Nick Bate and Deeker. I'd even go as far as to see he's actually sorta charming in a weird, Aspergery way.

 

[Silver]

I haven't been following the Shaner thread so why does Connor have such a hateboner for him

 

[Rin]

I haven't been following the Shaner thread so why does Connor have such a hateboner for him

Connor is basically trying to prove that he's a ween by mocking Len with the rest of us.

 

[KingofManga420]

To all the future readers of this thread stop filling the thread with "Connor where is the book report?!?!?"
Because:

1. He's not gonna do it anyway and even if he does he'll half ass it.
2. It makes him less likely to want to do it because you've placed so much pressure on a small project that should be at least a little fun for him
3. It places self importance on yourself and makes you look like a smug asshole
4. It shits up the thread and makes it a chore to read through
5. No one curr

Seriously this has been a problem for a while and it utterly buries the other enjoyable content here.

EDIT: this also goes for Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva. The only person who this negatively effects is Connor.

"can I be supervisor of the Connor thread"

 

[Dr. Meme]

"can I be supervisor of the Connor thread"

I'm actually shooting for the Golden Knight Subforum. One day...

 

[lolwut]

Connor is basically trying to prove that he's a cool guy by mocking Len with the rest of us.

Can't really fault him for wanting to go back to the way things used to be. Besides, like other more well-spoken Kiwis have said, it was the old Conner that amused us so much he got his own thread. I, for one, welcome Conner back to the fold. He'll generate more (and higher quality) content this way.

 

[Rin]

Can't really fault him for wanting to go back to the way things used to be. Besides, like other more well-spoken Kiwis have said, it was the old Conner that amused us so much he got his own thread. I, for one, welcome Conner back to the fold. He'll generate more (and higher quality) content this way.

I sympathize with him for it. I'd sympathize more if he could do it in a non-cringe-inducing way. I like some warning when I'm going it to cringe territory, thanks.