🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Silver]

Do we start the ship fanfics now or after you meet him?

really now

 

[Meowthkip]

I don't know how serious I was about this but if it ends up happening I will definitely report in

Don't let him see your belly button.

 

[Silver]

We just won't go to the water park then.

@Connor Bible how do you like roller coasters

 

[The Knife]

@Connor Bible you and I should go to Carowinds sometime bro

Side-note: google "Anne Thériault bad date." I read it less than ten minutes ago and my first thought was "this is exactly what's going to happen to anyone who dates Connor."

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Side-note: google "Anne Thériault bad date." I read it less than ten minutes ago and my first thought was "this is exactly what's going to happen to anyone who dates Connor."

This would require either Connor talking like a normal human being to a lady for five minutes- which isn't going to happen- or a lady asking Connor out after talking with him for about five minutes, which also isn't going to happen.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

I'm making a skype group specifically to house Connor and his sperging, and keep it from the innocent. All are welcome

Could I get in on this if it's still a thing?

 

[The Knife]

Could I get in on this if it's still a thing?

It's done, I'm afraid. Scroll up a bit to see the results.

 

[YI 457]

It's done, I'm afraid. Scroll up a bit to see the results.

Fuck.

 

[Silver]

Side-note: google "Anne Thériault bad date." I read it less than ten minutes ago and my first thought was "this is exactly what's going to happen to anyone who dates Connor."

oh my god I bet it is
now I want to do it even more

 

[Connor Bible]

Finally finished the book review!

 

[Rin]

Finally finished the book review!

Only took you ten weeks. Did you take anyone's writing advice?

 

[Connor Bible]

Only took you ten weeks. Did you take anyone's writing advice?

Yes I did. I actually rewrote the whole paper.

 

[YI 457]

Yes I did. I actually rewrote the whole paper.

Post it.

EDIT: even better, read it for us.

 

[Rin]

Yes I did. I actually rewrote the whole paper.

Good for you, I suppose. Have you done any other writing?

 

[Silver]

@Connor Bible we should go to Carowinds come on man dont leave me hangin

 

[Connor Bible]

Any other writing? I'd love to get some fiction done, but passing my history class is a higher priority. Education comes first, ya know.

 

[Connor Bible]

@Connor Bible we should go to Carowinds come on man dont leave me hangin

Wish I could, but I'm sorry.

 

[Rin]

Any other writing? I'd love to get some fiction done, but passing my history class is a higher priority. Education comes first, ya know.

Typing a thousand words doesn't take that long. Unless you've spent all that time just staring at the computer screen, you've had time to do something fun, too, and as an aspiring writer, working on your fiction should be something you consider enjoyable.

 

[Silver]

Wish I could, but I'm sorry.

Whaaaattttttt why not

 

[Connor Bible]

Whaaaattttttt why not

Well, for one, no family would just let their kid hang out with someone they barely know IRL, regardless of age. Also, the folks are unaware of this thread's existence. Associating with someone who participates in it may not be a good idea... Just saying.