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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Protip: if you find yourself starting multiple sentences in a row with "I", then you need to fix shit. Especially in a paper that's supposed to have nothing to do with you.
 
Oh good god, @Connor Bible, will you cut out the pseudo-philosophical, pompous, bloated, self-important supposed 'reflections' on your sad little life. It's just embarrassing. We're not falling for it, and it doesn't make you look intelligent.

Write or don't write. Learn modesty. Shut the fuck up, you are NOT deep or important in the grand scheme of anything.

Whatever you're doing, Ding Dongs, JUST GET ON WITH IT.

Edit - Even your avatar makes you look like a pompous piss stain.
 
Chanbob said:
Oh good god, @Connor Bible, will you cut out the pseudo-philosophical, pompous, bloated, self-important supposed 'reflections' on your sad little life. It's just embarrassing. We're not falling for it, and it doesn't make you look intelligent.

Write or don't write. Learn modesty. Shut the fuck up, you are NOT deep or important in the grand scheme of anything.

Whatever you're doing, Ding Dongs, JUST GET ON WITH IT.

Edit - Even your avatar makes you look like a pompous piss stain.
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To be fair, he didn't choose that avatar. I believe Null gave it to him.
 
Humanoid Email Address said:
Second question, do you enjoy posting on the Farms?
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Sometimes, I do. If the thread or post is entertaining, informative, and thought-provoking, I'd reply to it. It's those posts I enjoy, deep down. What I don't like is the elitist, Social Darwinist mentality I've seen throughout the site. It's telling that this thread has predominantly consisted of shit-flinging and aggression. It's indicative of a major problem with the site itself: it's no longer informative or fun to read. It just gets depressing.
 
@Connor

Y'know something, man. It's pretty amazing. You might not ever have realised it before.

Every time you come back here, a whole bunch of people fall over themselves in a totally embarrassing fashion to make you notice them.

Even the forced nicknames and the repetitive, repetitive chiding is a kind of passive-aggressive attention seeking.

You are a somebody, here. Even if nowhere else - here you are somebody.

Godspeed, Connor Bible.
 
Connor Bible said:
Sometimes, I do. If the thread or post is entertaining, informative, and thought-provoking, I'd reply to it. It's those posts I enjoy, deep down. What I don't like is the elitist, Social Darwinist mentality I've seen throughout the site. It's telling that this thread has predominantly consisted of shit-flinging and aggression. It's indicative of a major problem with the site itself: it's no longer informative or fun to read. It just gets depressing.
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Connor Bible said:
I'd just like to say that @The_Knight_Rider is a shit-headed, fuck-faced, ball-brained, duck-fucking pain in the ass.
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Don't lie, Connor. You only have a problem with shit-flinging when it's targeted at you.
 
Connor Bible said:
Sometimes, I do. If the thread or post is entertaining, informative, and thought-provoking, I'd reply to it. It's those posts I enjoy, deep down. What I don't like is the elitist, Social Darwinist mentality I've seen throughout the site. It's telling that this thread has predominantly consisted of shit-flinging and aggression. It's indicative of a major problem with the site itself: it's no longer informative or fun to read. It just gets depressing.
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Now i'm a newbie here so really I don't know too much nor do I give a fiddlers fuck about any of your past exploits here but if you'd listen to some of the criticism instead of falling back on self defence and 'Why are you guys hating on my work I worked really hard on it gaiz' I think you'd find that a lot of the shit posting around you would stop, Granted it won't be a miraculous change considering the history you have on this site but over time if you don't act like a complete moron and take some criticism it might turn out for the better for you.

That's just my 2 cents on the whole thing, take it in or ignore, I don't really care
 
Connor Bible said:
Sometimes, I do. If the thread or post is entertaining, informative, and thought-provoking, I'd reply to it. It's those posts I enjoy, deep down. What I don't like is the elitist, Social Darwinist mentality I've seen throughout the site. It's telling that this thread has predominantly consisted of shit-flinging and aggression. It's indicative of a major problem with the site itself: it's no longer informative or fun to read. It just gets depressing.
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Then why, pray tell, are you even posting here? Why bother with an activity that is only depressing you? If you love writing so much, then why aren't you doing it right now? If it's an activity that you love, and one that brings joy to you, then why do you instead choose to read and post on the Farms, an activity that you dislike?

The thread was practically dead for the most part only a week after you stopped posting. Now that you're back, it's gained three pages already. People only want to discuss you if you give them content, if you stop, the interest stops, and then you don't have to worry about the Kiwis hurting your reputation here.
 
Absinthe said:
Every time you come back here, a whole bunch of people fall over themselves in a totally embarrassing fashion to make you notice them.

Even the forced nicknames and the repetitive, repetitive chiding is a kind of passive-aggressive attention seeking.
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I miss when we would write fanfics and draw comics here sometimes, rather than have Connor using this thread to blog his latest endeavors and 75% of the forum yelling fatty ding-dongs and trying to get Connor-senpai to notice them.
 
Connor Bible said:
Leonard, I admit, is a pretty pathetic individual. But let's be honest... what are we getting out of this war? Both sides are flinging shit at each other. It's like a colony of fucking monkeys.
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Personally, I keep watching the Connor Show because even though it's ultimately completely predictable, it never fails to suck me in, and I can't help but admire the fanworks it inspires.
 
Connor Bible said:
Leonard, I admit, is a pretty pathetic individual. But let's be honest... what are we getting out of this war?
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I've lost count the number of times people have tried to say we're at war with anything.

Connor Bible said:
Both sides are flinging shit at each other. It's like a colony of fucking monkeys.
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>Colony
>Monkeys

Sheesh Connor, tone down the racism.
 
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