🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

Oh please, you can barely even muster up 400 words, fatty.

Current word count: 989.

 

[JU 199]

I said "review", not an essay. Also, a thousand pages? Talk about moving the goalposts.

I see autism is clouding your perception again.

let me put this in large type-

NOT ENOUGH EFFORT

 

[Ruin]

I said "review", not an essay. Also, a thousand pages? Talk about moving the goalposts.

That was a typo. Something you should know quite a bit about.

 

[Rin]

I said "review", not an essay.

A book review is generally meant in the academic sense to be an essay detailing the strengths and weaknesses of a book. You seem to have it confused with a more casual book review, like you might see posted online. In general, you shouldn't write about yourself so much when you're reviewing anything, especially for a class.

EDIT: As far as word count goes... it is almost painfully clear that you're padding your work. I know everyone does it to some extent, but you need to not make it so obvious.

 

[chimpburgers]

Current word count: 989.

And you still fucked it up.

The Connor Cycle intensifies.

 

[Florence]

Current word count: 989.

And falling!

 

[Connor Bible]

I see autism is clouding your perception again.

let me put this in large type-

NOT ENOUGH EFFORT

It's only a ten week course. It took me about a week or so to read the book. For the past few weeks, I've been slowly but surely working on this, and ironing out kinks in the process. I'm still going to be editing the beast before turning it in. It's a rough draft.

 

[Surtur]

Current word count: 989.

Not impressing me. For a class once, I wrote a 15k word essay in a single Monster fueled sitting. I got an A. Get on my level.

 

[Ruin]

It's only a ten week course. It took me about a week or so to read the book. For the past few weeks, I've been slowly but surely working on this, and ironing out kinks in the process. I'm still going to be editing the beast before turning it in. It's a rough draft.

It took you almost four weeks to finish a rough draft?

This is gold.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Connor Bible]

Not impressing me. For a class once, I wrote a 15k word essay in a single Monster fueled sitting. I got an A. Get on my level.

That's about 60 pages. The Technical College of the Lowcountry isn't exactly Oxford, y'know.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I'm still going to be editing the beast before turning it in.

Current word count: 989.

 

[ShavedSheep]

That's about 60 pages. The Technical College of the Lowcountry isn't exactly Oxford, y'know.

dude thats like more than youve written in your life if you dont count kiwifarms.net posts

 

[Ruin]

That's about 60 pages. The Technical College of the Lowcountry isn't exactly Oxford, y'know.

My high school in rural Wisconsin required us to submit a rough draft in a single day and a completed paper in a week. It wasn't exactly Oxford either.

 

[lolwut]

You think you could drag this out a big longer, Conner? At this rate the this iteration of the Conner Cycle will be over before most Amerikiwis get home from work and we haven't even heard from @BOLDYSPICY! yet.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

That's about 60 pages. The Technical College of the Lowcountry isn't exactly Oxford, y'know.

Do it, because you're Connor Bible.

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[SP 199]

You think you could drag this out a big longer, Conner? At this rate the this iteration of the Conner Cycle will be over before most Amerikiwis get home from work and we haven't even heard from @BOLDYSPICY! yet.

Do it for the kids Connor

 

[Surtur]

That's about 60 pages. The Technical College of the Lowcountry isn't exactly Oxford, y'know.

It was for an Online course I was taking because my local community collage did not offer it. Christ.

 

[JU 199]

@Connor Bible I think you're full of shit. Honestly, the farms is done asspating you.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

It's only a ten week course. It took me about a week or so to read the book. For the past few weeks, I've been slowly but surely working on this, and ironing out kinks in the process. I'm still going to be editing the beast before turning it in. It's a rough draft.

...You spent three weeks writing that?

Connor, it's 989 words, that's about forty-seven words a day. I literally wrote more words in this single response than you did in an average day of working on this thing. How much time do you actually put aside a day for this? Five-minutes? Do you even put aside any time? Or does it just fall in that brief window of time for once you're done reading the Farms and masturbating to bellybuttons?

I know I've seen lazy but damn if this isn't taking it to an entirely new, exceptional level.