🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Smutley]

Now that Connor has almost finished his book report we're gonna drink some celebratory sodas and play Mortal Kombat X and talk about ladies

CONNOR YOU SON OF A BITCH! (I am the black guy in this scenario since I own that hat)

 

[Connor Bible]

I figured you guys would tear the review apart on principle. I'm entirely unsurprised.

 

[JU 199]

I figured you guys would tear the review apart on principle. I'm entirely unsurprised.

Well, yeah. It wasn't that good.

 

[chimpburgers]

I figured you guys would tear the review apart on principle. I'm entirely unsurprised.

It was dogshit and I have no reservations in speaking my mind. Reread it for yourself.

 

[Connor Bible]

Well, yeah. It wasn't that good.

Well, that's like, your opinion, man.

 

[Ruin]

I figured you guys would tear the review apart on principle. I'm entirely unsurprised.

In the real world minimum effort doesn't get praise.

 

[Hat]

Well, that's like, your opinion, man.

It's also the consensus.

 

[Connor Bible]

In the real world minimum effort doesn't get praise.

I put a lot of effort into this, to tell you the truth.

 

[chimpburgers]

I put a lot of effort into this, to tell you the truth.

It was so bad that if I was your English professor, I would have given you a D for what you made. Barely even a C- possibly. You even fucked up basic MLA format.

 

[Connor Bible]

Well, I'm following my instructor's guidelines.

 

[Ruin]

I put a lot of effort into this, to tell you the truth.

You couldn't be bothered to make sure it had correct punctuation and that's effort? Its an academic essay written largely in first person and its not even a thousand words.

 

[JU 199]

Well, that's like, your opinion, man.

Sometime's opinions can match objective truth. Your essay has a confused perspective and does't address the needs of academic work.

It's pretty shit.

 

[chimpburgers]

Well, I'm following my instructor's guidelines.

Either your professor didn't know jack shit and graded you on a curve or the shit you learned in class didn't stick after you somehow miraculously passed it. Which one is it?

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I figured you guys would tear the review apart on principle. I'm entirely unsurprised.

I'm not doing it on principle, I'm doing it because it's genuinely shit. I used to hang out in the office students would visit to get help writing their papers. Your essay is up there with some of the worst I saw and heard. Now, if you look past us tearing it apart, you'll notice a few of us offered actual constrictive criticism and what to improve. Your choice to bother with that part or not.

 

[Connor Bible]

I said "review", not an essay. Also, a thousand pages? Talk about moving the goalposts.

 

[CatParty]

I said "review", not an essay. Also, a thousand pages? Talk about moving the goalposts.

now it is 10,000 pages

 

[Hat]

Also, a thousand pages? Talk about moving the goalposts.

He meant to say "words," and you know that.

 

[Ruin]

Actually this reminds me. I don't remember doing a book report in four years of college. I don't think I was ever assigned a book report past fifth grade. What kind of sped college does he go to where they still assign book reports?

 

[chimpburgers]

I said "review", not an essay. Also, a thousand pages? Talk about moving the goalposts.

Oh please, you can barely even muster up 400 words, fatty.

 

[SP 199]

Ho boy, Here we go