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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Peoples opinions of others are subjective. Some may think I'm a lolcow, and so be it. Others can see someone different. You guys aren't immune from this. Some people would think you're the scum of the earth, some will laugh at your antics and love ya.
 
Here's another important tip, Connor: The vast majority of writers have day jobs since success in the creative arts is a complete crapshoot. Look at Andy Weir. He was a computer programmer at Sandia, and started writing as a hobby to unwind. He had his first novel available for free on the Internet, and at first charged only 99 cents for a purchase of a copy.

Now they're making a movie about his first novel starring Matt Damon, but that's not something you can count on. Fields like this are unreliable as a source of any kind of regular income. You don't succeed in writing based on merit, you don't succeed based on pandering, and you don't succeed based on pity. You're essentially buying a lottery ticket if you expect this to be your way out.

So go over to your local Department of Rehabilitative Services, get some behavioral therapy, get a job, and write only for fun while never expecting success.
 
Lol no. I'm pretty sure most people won't think much of a 20+ year old unemployed masturbation addict. Besides if people love you so much irl where are al your friends?
they betrayed him and stabbed him in the back

like

remember

that one guy that connor tried to get us to talk about and he tried to throw under the bus to save his own ass

fuck that guy, that backstabber
 
Peoples opinions of others are subjective. Some may think I'm a lolcow, and so be it. Others can see someone different. You guys aren't immune from this. Some people would think you're the scum of the earth, some will laugh at your antics and love ya.
This is true. You think I'm scum. Other people think I'm rad as hell.

You're on the right track, though, kid. If you could take that "fuck you guys, I'm great, I'll show you all" attitude & utilize it, we'd be getting somewhere. Spite is a hell of a motivator.
 
Peoples opinions of others are subjective. Some may think I'm a lolcow, and so be it. Others can see someone different. You guys aren't immune from this. Some people would think you're the scum of the earth, some will laugh at your antics and love ya.

Everyone will think you're a lolcow. We have 350 pages of proof.
 
Peoples opinions of others are subjective. Some may think I'm a lolcow, and so be it. Others can see someone different. You guys aren't immune from this. Some people would think you're the scum of the earth, some will laugh at your antics and love ya.
Even if they didn't know what the word lolcow meant, they'd still think you're one lazy fucker who wants to leech off other people for attention and sympathy.
 
I think Null would make an exception to the gimmick posting rule if Klaus &/or Holden showed up. They were always my favorites (Abe's fingers are too wide to use a keyboard well so he wouldn't work out)
Dude, Klaus has my vote.
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Connor thread page 1: I'm gonna write a novel. Just you wait. I'll show you all!

Connor thread page 348: I'm gonna write a novel. Just you wait. I'll show you all!

Proof motherfucker- we have it.
 
Connor, remember when I said you should volunteer at your local library to build up some job skills for a resume, and then you said you'd do it, and THEN you went back on it because of the WEATHER??

Well, the weather is warm now... You gonna do it?
 
You know, I'm surprised he's still here & hasn't flaked out & left mid-argument as he usually does.

Maybe Connor can change. . .
 
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