🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Ruin]

Is Connor a Final Fantasy VIII fan? He seems to have a major boner for the moody antihero archetype.

 

[Null]

So I'm going to change the rules of the game a bit because I'm bored of the current game.

I've changed your avatar to your picture and I've made your account name your full name. I've done this because we are not currently the #1 result for Connor Bible on Google. This will help.

 

[The Knife]

It begins.

 

[JU 199]

I'm expected to just do shit, neither enjoying it nor detesting it.

If you gave a shit, yeah.

But you don't give a shit, do ya connor?

 

[Scribbler]

I take it I'm expected to be some kind of knight with no expectations when it comes to writing. I'm expected to just do shit, neither enjoying it nor detesting it.

Make up your own reward system, then. Figure out something you like, say "I get to do X when I've written Y amount of pages". If pages are too much, use paragraphs. Do something, Connor.

 

[Connor Bible]

Little rude, ain't it?

 

[sugoi-chan]

I take it I'm expected to be some kind of knight with no expectations when it comes to writing. I'm expected to just do shit, neither enjoying it nor detesting it.

I don't know who told you that writing was 100% glamorous and easy, but they were lying to you. Writing is a grind of gritty and grueling grubwork.

 

[YI 457]

Little rude, ain't it?

You haven't seen anything yet, boy.

 

[chimpburgers]

Little rude, ain't it?

He's doing your thread a favor. It's boring right now.

 

[Connor Bible]

Jesus H. Christ, you really want this to be the first result...

 

[JU 199]

I'm salty

Fixed it!

 

[Null]

Jesus H. Christ, you really want this to be the first result...

Well, we're already #1 and #2 and every single picture result, but I'll be damned if that Mark Zuckercuck takes my gold medal.

 

[Connor Bible]

Okay... If I get some writing done, and if I hope to get published, they're gonna slam the door in my face because of what they see here.

 

[Locksnap]

Okay... If I get some writing done, and if I hope to get published, they're gonna slam the door in my face because of what they see here.

Yeah, if.

 

[JU 199]

Okay... If I get some writing done, and if I hope to get published, they're gonna slam the door in my face because of what they see here.

(That's assuming you even write anything worth publishing)

 

[Ariel]

We can tell by the way you write that you just lift random plots from movies you think are cool and throw them together.
You should try reading a bit if you want to learn how to write.

 

[Connor Bible]

@Null , want to PM?

 

[Null]

Okay... If I get some writing done, and if I hope to get published, they're gonna slam the door in my face because of what they see here.

I'd feel bad about that if you had every done anything at any point to demonstrate that you have any potential for authorship.

@Null , want to PM?

ew gay

 

[YI 457]

@Null , want to PM?

Do a live stream instead. We want to see the man. The Chosen One.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Okay... If I get some writing done, and if I hope to get published, they're gonna slam the door in my face because of what they see here.

You need to have written something for that scenario to play out. I wouldn't fret too much about that scenario until you actually do have something written and worth publishing.