🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[lolwut]

How I feel whenever Connor shows up:

 

[YI 457]

For one, I'm a lot nicer and far less confrontational. With the Wi-Fi turned off, I'm surprisingly a bit more productive when it comes to writing, schoolwork, etc. Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.

Stop bragging and start acting, kid.

 

[Zeorus]

For one, I'm a lot nicer and far less confrontational. With the Wi-Fi turned off, I'm surprisingly a bit more productive when it comes to writing, schoolwork, etc. Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.

Sounds like you need to turn off HBO as well.

 

[Smutley]

For one, I'm a lot nicer and far less confrontational. With the Wi-Fi turned off, I'm surprisingly a bit more productive when it comes to writing, schoolwork, etc. Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.

If you had to describe your online life as a movie pitch, what would it be?

 

[Hat]

For one, I'm a lot nicer and far less confrontational. With the Wi-Fi turned off, I'm surprisingly a bit more productive when it comes to writing, schoolwork, etc. Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.

I take it the wi-fi doesn't get turned off very often.

 

[LordDarkrai]

@Connor does realize that anyone can search up his name and find this thread in the first results out of Google right? Being a lolcow is going to bite you back, I highly recommend not to have that mindset.

 

[JustSomeFella]

I love it, actually. I've never read a war novel before.

I just thought of something... perhaps being a lolcow on this site isn't necessarily a terrible thing. There's no such thing as bad publicity, y'know. Some members here have actually shown support, and hell, I spawned "FUCKY YOU".

Hey man, we all have to find ways to live with ourselves. Glad you can rationalize this!

 

[Dudeofteenage]

I like to think there are two Connor Bibles, the one IRL and the character that I sometimes portray for effect.

Is the desired effect having everybody think you're an idiot?

Also, since you're reading about the French Revolution, what's your opinion on the flight to Varennes?

 

[TM Ambrose]

I can't believe I'm doing this, but fuck it, I'm back. I wanted to let you guys know I'm almost through reading All Quiet on the Western Front, and that I've calmed down about the whole Null situation. By the way, hello @Smutley .

WE DON'T CARE!

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Connor, you're not fooling anyone. The only reason you're not such an asshole with the wireless off is that you're afraid of the repercussions. I'm sure you'd act the same way in real life if you could get away with it.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

If you had to describe your online life as a movie pitch, what would it be?

A lonely, recently orphaned exceptional individual is tasked with watching over his estranged uncle's farm. Soon he realizes that it's a farm of Kiwis that are WORSE THAN HITLER, and they don't take kindly to Lolcows.

 

[Meowthkip]

A lonely, recently orphaned exceptional individual is tasked with watching over his estranged uncle's farm. Soon he realizes that it's a farm of Kiwis that are WORSE THAN HITLER, and they don't take kindly to Lolcows.

Night of the Killer Kiwis.

 

[drtoboggan]

Which HBO show, Entourage or Curb Your Enthusiasm?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I eagerly await Connor's inevitable return where he pretends like he didn't have a chimpout & claimed to have left the Farms 5ever.

Six days. Holy shit.

I can't believe I'm doing this, but fuck it, I'm back.[...] I've calmed down about the whole Null situation.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/null3-png.31422/
Null hasn't. He's gonna straight fuck you up with MAGIC.

Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.

I just choked on my slushie. Connor, dear, HBO protagonists have gratuitous sex.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I just choked on my slushie. Connor, dear, HBO protagonists have gratuitous sex.

The implication that he's important enough to be the star of anything, ever

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

The implication that he's important enough to be the star of anything, ever
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Ha, iknorite? I'm still trying to wrap my head around "HBO drama protagonist," of all things. Why HBO? Is it because everything they show is borderline softcore porn? Is it the copious amounts of profanity? The "dark" themes? I dunno, man.

 

[BriarHeart]

Ha, iknorite? I'm still trying to wrap my head around "HBO drama protagonist," of all things. Why HBO? Is it because everything they show is borderline softcore porn? Is it the copious amounts of profanity? The "dark" themes? I dunno, man.

It's because HBO is for Grownups. And only Grownups are allowed to watch HBO in the living room, even when their parents are home, like @Connor totally does, you guys, like, all the time.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

For one, I'm a lot nicer and far less confrontational. With the Wi-Fi turned off, I'm surprisingly a bit more productive when it comes to writing, schoolwork, etc. Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.

Stop right there. You could never be as good as The Wire and don't you forget it.

 

[Meowthkip]

Ha, iknorite? I'm still trying to wrap my head around "HBO drama protagonist," of all things. Why HBO? Is it because everything they show is borderline softcore porn? Is it the copious amounts of profanity? The "dark" themes? I dunno, man.

I'm curious as to which HBO drama he has in mind.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm curious as to which HBO drama he has in mind.

First thing that came to mind.