🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Ziltoid said:
What's your opinion on the book thus far?
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I love it, actually. I've never read a war novel before.

I just thought of something... perhaps being a lolcow on this site isn't necessarily a terrible thing. There's no such thing as bad publicity, y'know. Some members here have actually shown support, and hell, I spawned "FUCKY YOU".
 
Connor said:
I love it, actually. I've never read a war novel before.

I just thought of something... perhaps being a lolcow on this site isn't necessarily a terrible thing. There's no such thing as bad publicity, y'know. Some members here have actually shown support, and hell, I spawned "FUCKY YOU".
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I know you like to the think of yourself as a minor local celebrity, but being a lolcow is not a good thing. People here are supportive, but they'd be even more supportive of you if you hadn't done any of the things you get mocked for. Do not glory in negative attention.
 
Nara said:
Have you every considered taking a creative writing class? I think it might be a good experience for you.
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HE CAN ONLY TAKE ONE CLASS A YEAR! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST HE DESTROY HIS MORALE BY TAKING AN ADDITIONAL ONE???!!
 
Connor said:
I like to think there are two Connor Bibles, the one IRL and the character that I sometimes portray for effect.
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Connor said:
I love it, actually. I've never read a war novel before.

I just thought of something... perhaps being a lolcow on this site isn't necessarily a terrible thing. There's no such thing as bad publicity, y'know. Some members here have actually shown support, and hell, I spawned "FUCKY YOU".
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Being a lolcow is absolutely a bad thing.

Why not ask Gloria Tesch how much it really helps with book sales?
 
For one, I'm a lot nicer and far less confrontational. With the Wi-Fi turned off, I'm surprisingly a bit more productive when it comes to writing, schoolwork, etc. Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.
 
Connor said:
For one, I'm a lot nicer and far less confrontational. With the Wi-Fi turned off, I'm surprisingly a bit more productive when it comes to writing, schoolwork, etc. Online, on these forums, I might as well be the protagonist of an HBO drama.
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Turn off the wifi and finish a story.
 
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