🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
At least I don't threaten to rape and kill people. I don't jerk off to kiddie porn. I passed high school, which is something I doubt he ever did.
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Connor, you really have no ground to pretend to be more accomplished than anyone else. Even Chris-chan is an accomplished entrepreneur next to you.
 
Considering his relationship with @Null, I'm genuinely surprised he's just now finding out about the ED article.
 
Connor, I'm used to people who sperg a lot, and I think people give you too much flak for it.

You're an interesting, severe sperg though. Most like you are interested in shit like technology, mathematics, model trains, race horses, etc. You like an art, you like writing. I think it's actually pretty cool.

You're only problem is how you proclaim yourself to be a writer. If you instead just admitted, or even realized, that you're a classics buff—or even more importantly, that you don't need to constantly try to impress people (and yourself) by proclaiming to be writer, you wouldn't be hated anywhere nearly as much as you are, I think.

But then you do stupid shit like this where you think that something only exists as soon as you've discovered it, like a fucking dog.

You need to settle down that ego. The fact that you sperged about Juno only a few dozen pages ago is fucking baffling because obviously people would tell you that you're being stupid about it because you sperged about something that you fucking know will make people call you stupid.

I've heard that there's been studies relating GI tract with autism so maybe eat some yogurt or something.
 
You sure you want to go down this road Connor? How fast do you think you would get an ED page if we decided to leak the 100+ pages of Wrongplanet content where you talk at length about your chronic masturbation and crotch infection?
 
Exploiting @Null to make yourself look good? Fat chance and fucky you.

*sigh* Just when I thought our boy might have been on his way out of the barn. Oh well. See you next week, @Connor .
 
Ruin said:
You sure you want to go down this road Connor? How fast do you think you would get an ED page if we decided to leak the 100+ pages of Wrongplanet content where you talk at length about your chronic masturbation and crotch infection?
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Come on, we aren't that evil.
If our pet sped gets wreaked by people criticizing his lifestyle, he'd get absolutely destroyed by a horde of tryhard weens.
 
TM Ambrose said:
@Connor I'm going to rape you. Like Irl. I am going to rape you. I am TOOOOTALLLLY being serious right now.
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Ambrose is gonna master the fuck outta them boy titties.
 
It took two weeks after joining this site to google Null and find out that he's actually a really accomplished football player. He probably doesn't have what it takes to make it to the NFL but he still gets a free college scholarship, unlike you.
 
I had no idea @Null had his own ED page.

But I guess it really doesn't matter that much in the end. I've learned to take ED with a pinch of salt now-a-days.
 
Connor said:
I'm currently reading the blockland thread (a whopping 121 pages) on our dear leader.
http://www.nambla.org/
I've had a feeling that @Null was a fucked-up individual for awhile. For fuck's sake, he threatens to rape and kill people and he's your role model?
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"Role model"? :lol: For most people here, myself included, Null is just "the guy who made the website". Most of us (I hope) aren't posting while furiously thinking "notice me, senpai!" Actually I'm just fine if Null never notices me because it means I'm not a fuck up under scrutiny of the staff and possibly on thin ice. And perhaps it's where I post but I hardly ever see Null post anyways. And as far as Connor Plays Pokemon goes, we went with Null as your rival because of your own personal hateboner for him.
 
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