🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Boundman]

So, I watched Juno today, and I actually kind of liked it. I don't think it was earth-shaking or great, but nonetheless, I liked its optimism. The dialogue and hipster music have got to go, though.

That's good, I'm glad to see you changing your opinion and admitting you were wrong too. A trait most lolcows seem to lack entirely.

(Edited this from "That's good, did it change your opinion on adoption much?" cause he answered the question just as I posted)


I personally enjoyed the soundtrack and the lame dialogue, but to each their own.

 

[Connor Bible]

That's good, did it change your opinion on adoption much?

Watching it was actually kind of refreshing, considering the horror stories that I'm used to.

For some reason, the optimism of Juno is inspiring me. Alphaboy's on my brain at the moment... Maybe it's because Sean "Alphaboy" Gillespie was adopted by Joe and Mary. I would definitely say that the life of Juno's son would be well-adjusted, but definitely not action-packed, manly and adventurous as Sean's.

 

[Zeorus]

For some reason, the optimism of Juno is inspiring me. Alphaboy's on my brain at the moment... Maybe it's because Sean "Alphaboy" Gillespie was adopted by Joe and Mary. I would definitely say that the life of Juno's son would be well-adjusted, but definitely not action-packed, manly and adventurous as Sean's.

Why not? What makes Sean so different from Juno's son?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

@Connor , what's your opinion on Caitlyn Jenner?

 

[Connor Bible]

Why not? What makes Sean so different from Juno's son?

Well, for starter's, the sea monkey doesn't have superpowers, and he's not a target of obsession by the leader of terrorist cult bent on destroying society as we know it. I just don't see him fitting the action hero role as he gets older.

 

[Picklechu]

Well, for starter's, the sea monkey doesn't have superpowers, and he's not a target of obsession by the leader of terrorist cult bent on destroying society as we know it. I just don't see him fitting the action hero role as he gets older.

Did Alphaboy's parents know these things about him when they adopted him? Maybe Diablo Cody is writing a sequel to Juno where exactly that happens.

I actually would go see that...

 

[Connor Bible]

Did Alphaboy's parents know these things about him when they adopted him? Maybe Diablo Cody is writing a sequel to Juno where exactly that happens.

I actually would go see that...

Joe and Mary didn't have any idea what they were getting in to when they found him.

 

[Rin]

Hey @Connor, have you ever considered taking a Creative Writing class? I have a hard time with finishing things, too, and having a hard deadline was a good way to solve that problem. Plus, it makes you write things outside your comfort zone, which is always a good experience.

 

[Meowthkip]

So, I watched Juno today, and I actually kind of liked it. I don't think it was earth-shaking or great, but nonetheless, I liked its optimism. The dialogue and hipster music have got to go, though.

I'm glad you finally ripped off that band-aid. Perhaps now you can move forward and focus on more productive things, like Alphaboy.

Hey @Connor, have you ever considered taking a Creative Writing class? I have a hard time with finishing things, too, and having a hard deadline was a good way to solve that problem. Plus, it makes you write things outside your comfort zone, which is always a good experience.

Yes, I agree! I haven't had much in the way of formal writing training myself outside of a high school creative writing class, but I enjoyed it immensely and would totally be down for taking another one.

You should totally do it.

 

[chimpburgers]

How does it feel to have had a second opinion on something, @Connor and how hard was it for you to seriously sit down and give Juno another chance?

 

[Connor Bible]

How does it feel to have had a second opinion on something, @Connor and how hard was it for you to seriously sit down and give Juno another chance?

I actually planned to watch Juno today. It wasn't some spontaneous act, and I had to prepare myself mentally in case I went nuts. Miraculously, I didn't. I actually liked the movie. Sure, it had its faults, but it was good. Not great or epic, but good.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So, I watched Juno today, and I actually kind of liked it. I don't think it was earth-shaking or great, but nonetheless, I liked its optimism. The dialogue and hipster music have got to go, though.

Yeah fuck a movie from 2006 appealing to the youth market of 2006.

So when do you plan to graduate?

I actually planned to watch Juno today. It wasn't some spontaneous act, and I had to prepare myself mentally in case I went nuts. Miraculously, I didn't. I actually liked the movie. Sure, it had its faults, but it was good. Not great or epic, but good.

You shouldn't have to "prepare yourself" to watch and indie comedy from the 2000's. That's pretty ridiculous.

 

[YI 457]

I actually planned to watch Juno today. It wasn't some spontaneous act, and I had to prepare myself mentally in case I went nuts. Miraculously, I didn't. I actually liked the movie. Sure, it had its faults, but it was good. Not great or epic, but good.

May I ask why Juno? Any special reason at all? If you like it, you should check it out Thank You for Smoking. It's from the same director.

 

[Connor Bible]

Yeah fuck a movie from 2006 appealing to the youth market of 2006.

So when do you plan to graduate?

Well, since I'm feeling pretty optimistic... maybe in the next couple of years.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Well, since I'm feeling pretty optimistic... maybe in the next couple of years.

Will you ever take more than one class? That's probably the first step.

 

[Connor Bible]

Will you ever take more than one class? That's probably the first step.

Yes.

I'd Hate to go off on a tangent, but I thought I should fill you in on what I've been doing, and maybe rant about Alphaboy as well. I'm currently reading All Quiet on the Western Front, because I have to write a 5-7 page long book review for my Western Civilization class. I've been hooked on it so far. Maybe after I write the review, I'll get some writing energy back.

Okay... Alpha time's here. I may not have told you this, but Sean/Alphaboy kind of looks like SammyClassicSonicFan. I swear, you people have corrupted me!

"Yippee-ki-kay, motherfricker."

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Coolio. Good luck with school.

 

[Connor Bible]

Shit, every time I think of Alphaboy, and when I'm actually writing it... God, I am fucking pumped. To fully describe my present emotional state, imagine Sean Gillespie, his shirt torn, flipping off a horde of butt-fucking-ugly terrorist monsters from the depths of Hell, scaring them off as Alyssa Milano is on her knees, looking up at him.

 

[Hat]

Shit, every time I think of Alphaboy, and when I'm actually writing it... God, I am fucking pumped. To fully describe my present emotional state, imagine Sean Gillespie, his shirt torn, flipping off a horde of butt-fucking-ugly terrorist monsters from the depths of Hell, scaring them off as Alyssa Milano is on her knees, looking up at him.

Just write, man.

 

[Picklechu]

Shit, every time I think of Alphaboy, and when I'm actually writing it... God, I am fucking pumped. To fully describe my present emotional state, imagine Sean Gillespie, his shirt torn, flipping off a horde of butt-fucking-ugly terrorist monsters from the depths of Hell, scaring them off as Alyssa Milano is on her knees, looking up at him.

I'm now imagining SammyClassicSonicFan shirtless and flicking off Cthulhu while Alyssa Milano is doubled over laughing.