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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I guess I'm just curious why you needed a lot of symbolism to tell you that. Like all that stuff is just what moms keep around and I don't think that it was there as some deeper symbolism as opposed to just show that she's a mom doing mom things like being motherly.

It also isn't 'symbolism' and I don't think Connor knows what that word means.
 
What's up on the main page? I'm seeing something called Invalid Source.

@dollarpennypincher : Fun fact, in Alphaboy, the character of Zauzer's enforcer, Cygar, is modeled after Andrew Dice Clay.
 
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You could have mentioned that. Seems very random.
Silly me. Anyways, I'm steadily working on Alphaboy's first draft whenever I get the opportunity, now that I've started my Western Civilization class. Before I started writing, I figured Zauzer would have a villain to back him up; the Karl to his Hans, to put it one way.
 
Two classes or one class again, @Connor?

I also would have thought you would have wanted to leave that comment on my wall page, but whatever.
 
Only one class, sadly.
You are going to be in community college hell forever if you don't cut the slack and take at least equal to what is half of what is full-time credit hours. Really disappointed, Connor.
 
Only one class, sadly.

A couple of us were talking about your current projects in chat. I wish I could remember who said it, but have you put more thought into doing a weekly movie review blog / thread? I know how much you like film, and it could serve the dual purpose of giving you something to do to help train yourself to work on a schedule and also get you to watch movies that might not have been on your radar.

I've got a huge collection of awful action and sci/fi movies and the majority of them seem to be available on youtube (example: Hell comes to Frogtown with Rowdy Roddy Piper). A lot of people in this thread, while they may be a bit... aggressive, dig your writing and I'm not alone in wanting more of it.
 
I'm going to be writing a book review of All Quiet on the Western Front for my class, reading other books, writing, watching movies I haven't watched yet... I could go on.
In that time you could instead work toward a degree. You can't wait until the weekends to do all of that?
 
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