🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Meowthkip]

Are you going to settle for last year's jet like some sort of plebeian schmuck? Didn't think so.

New boats don't buy themselves.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Important update guys! Connor is wrapping up his masterpiece any day now.

also, side note I can’t believe I joined this over 6 years ago to follow connor’s autism. I would’ve thought I’d have grown out of it by now.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Of course; what he's wrapping up is the first fucking draft.

 

[Meowthkip]

Important update guys! Connor is wrapping up his masterpiece any day now. View attachment 1217344

Quite frankly, I'm amazed he actually managed to get that far at all.

 

[Strelok]

So @Connor Bible what you are trying to tell us is that Julia Roberts has replaced Molly Ringwald as your current spank celebrity?

Nope. he's butthurt that Julia Roberts got a part that was originally going to be cast for Molly Ringwald (Vivian Ward in Pretty Woman), and made her a mega star while Ringwald stayed a mid tier actress.. This is business as usual.

Edit: To make it more absurd, Ringwald was the one who rejected the movie, not the other way around.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Of course; what he's wrapping up is the first fucking draft.

It's pretty huge accomplishment for a lolcow. Many don't finish their goals.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What was the excuse before?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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What was the excuse before?

I'm more shocked by the revelation that he left his home.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I'm more shocked by the revelation that he left his home.

He left the house to go to junior college, taking one single three-hour course per semester. And to take his grandma to Publix and Bi-Lo.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Connor has a Letterboxd. His reviews are just summaries of the movies.

 

[Diabeetus]

Connor has a Letterboxd. His reviews are just summaries of the movies.

This nigger has the audacity to rate The Cat in the Hat (2003) half a star. You try writing something better, Connor.

 

[r00]

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This nigger has the audacity to rate The Cat in the Hat (2003) half a star. You try writing something better, Connor.

Um, he actually is planning on writing something way better.

Is there a word limit on letterboxd reviews?
I dont know why he hasnt just been doing this in blog form for years. Its a good way to actually be a productive, daily writer with almost no effort.

Well done connor, i guess?

 

[Carlos Thin]

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This nigger has the audacity to rate The Cat in the Hat (2003) half a star. You try writing something better, Connor

Doesn't he know what Kino is?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Of course; what he's wrapping up is the first fucking draft.

No it isn't. This is his magnum opus, his perfect novel that will cement him as a bonafide writer and once it's done it's done. It will have no need for rewrites, changes, punching up or doctoring in any way. That is the genius of Connor. /sneed

And how much do you want to bet that Connor actually thinks this way?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I'm getting spoony vibes from this twitter feed.

src

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Oh Connor, if only you wrote as many words in your novel as you do your tweets.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I can't blame anyone else for not checking his twitter. It's fucking boring. The worst thing about it is that it shows what a worthless shitpile twitter is, because there are a ton of rose twitter internet warriors with feeds exactly like this.

 

[crayolasword]

Hi Connor.

 

[Trombonista]

Hi Connor.
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That's a lot of anger coming from someone who doesn't care anymore.

 

[Meowthkip]

Jesus, what a bunch of inane drivel.