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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Cute Anime Girl said:
What do you expect us to do about it then? Kiss your ass and tell you it's all gonna be ok?
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If I had to take a guess, he'd probably want us to just back off and let him live the life he wants, he'd rather us kiss his ass then kick it (in order to get him to change things for the better).
 
Connor. If nothing makes you happy then why complain about goals not doing it in the first place? Because they're hard work?

Why do you crash only days after saying you can conquer multiple projects? Why does your Grandma problem conveniently occur right after you start writing Alphaboy?

Why do you set yourself up for failure everytime?
 
Connor said:
I guess I'm expected to achieve in spite of my pessimism.
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Bad things happen in life. You need to work through it. I've had some tough times that are still lingering, but I've been working through them. It's what people need to do. If you let the bad times get to you, you won't feel like anything's worth doing. Not everything's out to get you, buddy.
 
CatParty said:
yes that is what is called "being an adult"
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Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.
 
Connor said:
Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.
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and then you do it again the next day.
 
Connor said:
Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.
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Stop talking in some kind of autistic tv-tropes language.
 
Connor said:
Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.
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Actually the best thing to do is to quit the job anyway and watch the trainwreck happen.

Not that you would know...
 
Connor said:
Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.
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This right here, stop this shit. People are going to think you're weird if you reference TVtropes all the time. You don't do this irl do you?
 
Connor said:
Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.
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So you're saying you don't like writing anymore?
 
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