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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Hey, Connor, since you're an aspiring writer, how about you join in one of the community RPG games? @Sanic was going to doing something with DnD a while back, he still might do it.
 
Well, it was a little while ago, but he did take some Wrongplanet advice onboard.
or not lol
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Aw man, I missed Connor!

Dammit. I wanted to talk to him about writing some more.
 
Connor said:
My mind works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, I honestly think excessive masturbation, lack of physical activity, poor dieting, and my medication have fucked me up.
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Have you considered wanking less, eating better, and exercising?

Seriously, hard exercise is the absolute best for dealing with bad feels.
 
I'd say take up meditation because that really only requires sitting, but y'know that actually requires self control. :p
ToroidalBoat said:
Did Connor say why and how he tried to commit suicide?
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He said there was one time where he tried to hang himself with his bedsheets, and it was because of the "suffering" his autism caused him.
 
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I have compiled some questions that @Connor missed when he ducked out of @Smutley's impromptu Q&A. They're all here in one convenient post so he doesn't have to go digging around the next time he's here. Of course, tomorrow is Thursday, which means he has the one math class, so chances are he might not answer any questions:
Connor said:
When I get home, Smutley, I'm unmotivated and psychologically beat. I spend the rest of the night trying to figure out what I'm going to do, then I crash.
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But here are the ones I've found so far.

Picklechu said:
So, Connor, a lot of us have been wondering what kind of math it is that you're taking. Is it calculus, algebra, something like that?
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Locksnap said:
I'd like to ask you a question myself. I'm not positive if you answered this a long time ago, but what attracted you to this forum in the first place?
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Ruin said:
Do you have anything else you are passionate about like fixing cars, computer programming, or something?[...][edited because Connor likely won't read any of that, sorry @Ruin :c]
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Chipmunk's Bounty said:
Why do you come back here if you hate us so much?
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Philosophy Zombie said:
On that note, do you genuinely enjoy writing? It always seemed to me that you didn't like writing except as a means to an end so people can see what a talented yet troubled maverick you are.
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Randall Fragg said:
Hey, Connor, since you're an aspiring writer, how about you join in one of the community RPG games? @Sanic was going to doing something with DnD a while back, he still might do it.
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Hi_I_Am_From_Page_6 said:
Have you considered wanking less, eating better, and exercising?

Seriously, hard exercise is the absolute best for dealing with bad feels.
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ConnorQuest: The Connor Bible Interactive Fiction Experience.

The result of literal minutes spent learning Twine and applying the magic of hypertext to my natural shitposting instinct. @BOLDYSPICY!, I hope it's ok that I used a piece of your Connor art. If I decide to expand on this very silly project in the future, I will take the time to ask permission, but because this was something I slapped together in an hour it sort of slipped my mind.

Also, there's no chance in hell I will expand on it in the future, and I won't make any crazy promises to the contrary. Hint hint, Connor.

EDIT: Thanks to @Hat for catching a pretty obvious bug. It should be fixed now, but if not, it's probably your fault for not owning a high-end gaming rig.
 
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Aww darn it. The one day I work late and Connor shows up. :( Figures.

@Connor this will just be a repeat but you say you need a place to vent. Why not just use LiveJournal?
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
On that note, do you genuinely enjoy writing? It always seemed to me that you didn't like writing except as a means to an end so people can see what a talented yet troubled maverick you are.
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I don't think he does, tbh. If he truly enjoyed writing, writing/plotting RE would be something to look forward to instead of something he's put off for months. But of course, how ELSE will he leave a legacy of his genius?
(besides, y'know, working hard to make the world better and having someone write about HIM. Because THAT'S too much effort.)
 
Handsome Pete said:
ConnorQuest: The Connor Bible Interactive Fiction Experience.

The result of literal minutes spent learning Twine and applying the magic of hypertext to my natural shitposting instinct. @BOLDYSPICY!, I hope it's ok that I used a piece of your Connor art. If I decide to expand on this very silly project in the future, I will take the time to ask permission, but because this was something I slapped together in an hour it sort of slipped my mind.

Also, there's no chance in hell I will expand on it in the future, and I won't make any crazy promises to the contrary. Hint hint, Connor.
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Jesus Christ dude, that amazing.
I'm going to rate you "winner" then undo my rating just so I can rate you "winner" again and again.
 
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