🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

I just thought the avatar looked funny. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

 

[Conrix]

You can't blame it on frustration if it happens all the time. Lashing out once or twice is understandable but doing it so much that we have a 249 page thread is unacceptable. You should answer "No" instead of trying to rationalize your behavior. This is the very reason this thread is still going.

One of these days @Connor, if you don't learn to control your emotions, you'll end up with as many pages as Marijan.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

All this says is that Connor is still identifying with Shinji without actually understanding a thing about him or Evangelion period.

Naw, man, it says

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he mad.

I don't really use it much anymore, to be honest. Recently, I've been bitching about you guys on there, but that's about it for posts.

But. . .why? Why WrongPlanet? Like, why not find another site?

 

[Picklechu]

So, Connor, a lot of us have been wondering what kind of mat it is that you're taking. Is it calculus, algebra, something like that?

 

[lolwut]

I can never reiterate enough how big a pair of stones @Connor must have to go around talking shit about us (and now flagging videos, too) and then show up here immediately after like nothing happened. I'm not even mad, that's impressive.

Speaking of those videos, have you ever actually played DOOM, Connor? I think it would be just the stress reliever you need.

 

[Conrix]

I'm not really doing it to cover my ass. They just annoyed me.

Regardless of whether you did it to cover your ass or just because they annoyed you, the Streisand Effect can still manifest.

 

[Locksnap]

Hi Connor, I was wondering when we'd see you again. I'd like to ask you a question myself. I'm not positive if you answered this a long time ago, but what attracted you to this forum in the first place?

 

[Connor Bible]

Speaking of those videos, have you ever actually played DOOM, Connor? I think it would be just the stress reliever you need

I have DOOM, but I've got a better one. Hint: He says its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and he's all out of gum.

 

[Ruin]

Do you have anything else you are passionate about like fixing cars, computer programming, or something? Past experience with you has taught me that the best way to get a point across to you is to be very blunt. Your writing is terrible and you have very little talent for a craft you claim to love. Not only that but the lack of progress on RE and it's many recycled plot points tell me that you lack the drive and creativity to be a writer. It's perfectly fine to keep working on RE as a hobby but I would seriously reconsider being a writer as a career path. If the past is any indication it will be nothing but failure, disappointment, and frustration for you.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Aww, Connor's back! I was almost missing the prodigal son.

Why do you come back here if you hate us so much?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I have DOOM, but I've got a better one. Hint: He says its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and he's all out of gum.

Ah, so THAT'S where the rampant misogyny comes from.

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(I figured it out, @Cosmos & @IJustWantToSeeAttachments )

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I just thought the avatar looked funny. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

But people don't say that they constantly are like cigars. It's like how you said the point of Shinji was to be a wimp when it's not. Shinji is supposed to be the realistic member of the cast. A completely normal person who is thrown in to a scary no-win situation. Constant fuck ups mess him up. He is forced to almost kill one of his best friemds, and shortly has to actually kill his friend. Add that to the asshole known as Gendo and the bitch Asuka. And he finds out one of the only people who has been nice to him, Rei, is a horrific clone of Lilith and his mother.

 

[Smutley]

I have DOOM, but I've got a better one. Hint: He says its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and he's all out of gum.

Duke Nukem is one of the best FPS games ever but when you get some free time freed up you need to check out Brutal Doom. I mean seriously check this shit out

 

[lolwut]

I have DOOM, but I've got a better one. Hint: He says its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and he's all out of gum.

I'm going to have to put my foot down on that one, dude. Chainsawing Hellspawn > Listening to Duke plagiarize cheesy movie quotes. Fact.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Do you have anything else you are passionate about like fixing cars, computer programming, or something? Past experience with you has taught me that the best way to get a point across to you is to be very blunt. Your writing is terrible and you have very little talent for a craft you claim to love. Not only that but the lack of progress on RE and it's many recycled plot points tell me that you lack the drive and creativity to be a writer. It's perfectly fine to keep working on RE as a hobby but I would seriously reconsider being a writer as a career path. If the past is any indication it will be nothing but failure, disappointment, and frustration for you.

On that note, do you genuinely enjoy writing? It always seemed to me that you didn't like writing except as a means to an end so people can see what a talented yet troubled maverick you are.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm really trying not to be too impatient, but I hope he starts answering questions soon. Especially since it's almost 10 EST. & he has school tomorrow.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Speaks volumes about your character.

You should plagiarize some of it to pad out your one volume of Redesigning Evangelion of the Lambs that you've yet to speak coherently.

Well, it's a blend of superhero comics, Japanese anime, and old school action movies with philosophy and Christian symbolism thrown in.

Sounds original, dude.

Sounds like everything Image Comics put out in the first half of the 90's.

 

[Ruin]

I'm really trying not to be too impatient, but I hope he starts answering questions soon. Especially since it's almost 10 EST. & he has school tomorrow.

$10 says he ran back to WrongPlanet for sympathy/asspats.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I think it's past Connor's bedtime.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

GODDAMMIT

$10 says he ran back to WrongPlanet for sympathy/asspats.

Nah, he has class Tuesdays & Thursdays, & I think his mom makes him go to bed at 10 on school nights.

why do I know this