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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Philosophy Zombie said:
Connor, I'm probably really late to ask this but do you believe you have a learning disability (like dyscalculia or something)? I mean lots of people are bad at math, but not to the point that it's the only class they take in a week. Don't quote me on this, but if you can get evaluated for disability your school would provide resources for you.
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I regularly go for tutoring, FYI.
 
Connor said:
I don't really use it much anymore, to be honest. Recently, I've been bitching about you guys on there, but that's about it for posts.
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Why aren't you acknowledging that everyone on this site hates you and saying dumb things like not trying to rile you up?
 
@Connor One more question for now (Again, if this question was repeated already then I apologize!): Why do you view women the way you do? Why do you want to "break" any girl that is nice to you? I understand that some girls can be mean, but wanting to "break" the girls that you meet is beyond an unhealthy way of thinking.
 
Connor said:
My mind works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, I honestly think excessive masturbation, lack of physical activity, poor dieting, and my medication have fucked me up.
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Those all sound like things that could be changed very easily.
 
Connor said:
I don't really use it much anymore, to be honest. Recently, I've been bitching about you guys on there, but that's about it for posts.
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With your extreme focus on math lately, have you at least been able to relax at all with some movies, or a game or two? I've had a hellish couple weeks at work and playing some Assassins Creed lets me shut my brain off and decompress a little.
 
Kataomoi00 said:
@Connor One more question for now (Again, if this question was repeated already then I apologize!): Why do you view women the way you do? Why do you want to "break" any girl that is nice to you? I understand that some girls can be mean, but wanting to "break" the girls that you meet is beyond an unhealthy way of thinking.
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I have a lot of anger within me, Kat. Most of the time, every single day, I keep it hidden. When night comes, I lose control. I need to vent. The problem is that I can't find any sort of release, and consequently, my aggression gets misguided. I hit the grass rather than hitting the actual target. I don't necessarily consider myself a misogynist, but an inexperienced young man who is out of his element.
Smutley said:
With your extreme focus on math lately, have you at least been able to relax at all with some movies, or a game or two? I've had a hellish couple weeks at work and playing some Assassins Creed lets me shut my brain off and decompress a little.
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When I get home, Smutley, I'm unmotivated and psychologically beat. I spend the rest of the night trying to figure out what I'm going to do, then I crash.
 
Smutley said:
With your extreme focus on math lately, have you at least been able to relax at all with some movies, or a game or two? I've had a hellish couple weeks at work and playing some Assassins Creed lets me shut my brain off and decompress a little.
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Math. Comes. First.
 
Connor, I'm going to give you some advice. I know you're probably going to ignore it, but it might be useful for someone else. There's a government program for young adults known as the "Job Corps". It's designed for people who are between 16-24, and they will help you gain experience and technical training for a job.

They provide free housing and meals, so you'll be able to get away from your parents. They will also teach you how to drive. Do not worry if there isn't a center that's close to where you live or it lacks the technical skill training that you desire. They will arrange for you to be sent to one, and you don't have to pay for it.

http://www.jobcorps.gov/
 
Connor said:
I have a lot of anger within me, Kat. Most of the time, every single day, I keep it hidden. When night comes, I lose control. I need to vent. The problem is that I can't find any sort of release, and consequently, my aggression gets misguided. I hit the grass rather than hitting the actual target. I don't necessarily consider myself a misogynist, but an inexperienced young man who is out of his element.
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So your spiteful and threatening remarks about women are not a result of any rage towards them?
 
Connor said:
My mind works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, I honestly think excessive masturbation, lack of physical activity, poor dieting, and my medication have fucked me up.
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Most of these could be resolved by going out and exercising and occupying yourself. At least instead of going on WrongPlanet, you could go to a forum with more of a focus on self-improvement where people are dealing with the same things as you. Even for the compulsive masturbation thing you could go on like nofap or something like that? (sorry I can't think of a better example)
 
Connor said:
Frustration can make you say and do stupid things.
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You can't blame it on frustration if it happens all the time. Lashing out once or twice is understandable but doing it so much that we have a 249 page thread is unacceptable. You should answer "No" instead of trying to rationalize your behavior. This is the very reason this thread is still going.
 
Love the new avatar.
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Grrr.
 
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