🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
@Connor you should be honored. It's not every day someone gets a fangame of themselves. In fact, the only other lolcow I know of with a game in development is CWCs Adult Chronicles.
 
I just want to say that Connor Plays Pokemon is a beautiful, beautiful gift that just keeps on giving. And the worldbuilding we're doing is 1000000% better than Redesigning Eva's.
 
And sorry to double post, but this deserves its own special mention. I just visited the archive of the thread where Connor is bitching at us and found this:

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There was an ad for Weight Watchers. A German ad.

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I'm overweight myself so I'm in no position whatsoever to throw stones, but damn, I just found this hysterical.
 
Cosmos said:
Given the amazing talk about WrongGym, I was brainstorming some ideas for a Kiwi Gym...
  • It's considered by WrongGym to be its greatest archenemy; however, Kiwi Gym is barely aware of WrongGym's existence.
  • Kiwi Gym is known for making fun of and goading several other Gyms, including the CWCville Gym and the Loveshy Gym.
  • It has the most diverse group of Trainers of any Gym in the region.
  • The Trainers can be pretty brutal, but they also give awesome advice and genuinely want others to improve.
  • Kiwi Gym was started for entertainment purposes and anyone who takes it too seriously is booted out.
  • Rumored to have ties to al-Qaeda ISIS Team Rocket but nothing has been proven so shut your mouth.
  • HUGE PLOT TWIST: When Connor gets there, it turns out Null is the Supreme Gym Leader.
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With each trainer/pokemon type accounted for. @Cosmos, you'd be a psychic type trainer, yeah? I'd be a fairy-type trainer and I'd try to catch Connor himself.
Also, what is @Nulls pokemon type? I need to know.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
Coke Zero-type. That's a thing now. We're making that a thing.

Connor's spirit Pokémon would be ghost-type because it is the ghost of his broken dreams.
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maybe that's where Null's Lysandre-ness comes in. He's genetically engineering Coke Zero-type pokemon to be more driven, efficient and responsible than Connor in every way after seeing what went wrong with Connor and HIS Pokemon, and it's up to Connor to stop him to maintain his incompetence.
 
To celebrate @Connor - senpai noticing my hard work, I'll upload a screenshot of my current progress on the cathedral/chapel/monastery level.
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@Connor, do you have a glandular problem I shouldn't be picking on?
 
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@Null should be like Blue in the games, in that he has a diverse team full of strong Pokemon. That way, Connor would have to beat him with another diverse team full of strong Pokemon, which we all know is impossible.
 
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