🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
I hope Deagle Nation becomes Team Kiwi's equivalent of everyone's favorite incompetent trio.

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ToroidalBoat said:
Is there a monster of the pocket based on a kiwi yet? The Kiwi Gym could serve kiwi fruit (and pickles because tradition) also.
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Doduo/Dodrio would be the closest to a kiwi. Nominating for Team Kiwi mascot.

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extending the metaphor (goddddd I'm such a Pokémon sperg apologies to all of you)

The Loveshy gym firmly believes Pokémon are not made stronger through battling but have their strength entirely determined through IVs. They breed obsessively to get Pokémon with perfect IVs and use their Pokémon's facial structure to gauge their ability. They visit the other gyms in an attempt to proselytize them. Most of the other gyms think the Loveshy gym is a crock of shit, but many of the trainers at WrongGym are partially convinced.

The SJW gym believes every Pokémon, from Mewtwo to Caterpie, is created perfectly equally. In seemingly contradictory fashion they will only use Pokémon that are female or genderless and ideally dark in color with a hindering ability like Slow Start or Truant (disabled). They have a rigid, systematic scale of types where the types that are considered "privileged", like Dragon and Steel-types, must use items that hinder them and be at a lower level than the "less privileged" types like Ice and Bug. SJW trainers think that Sudowoodo should be treated not as Pokémon, but as trees because that's what they identify as. They have a close relationship with WrongGym.

After leaving WrongGym with a participation badge and membership card, Connor approaches the Kiwi gym and asks to join. The kiwis say that the gym only accepts Pokémon that are at least level 35, and his Bulbasaur is only level 9, but he is allowed to stay if he trains it—he doesn't, but he still stays in the gym and tries to befriend the other trainers. The other trainers resent him due to his refusal to level his Pokémon up, his poor conversational skill, and his smell, but resign to laughing at him when he isn't around. After a few months of him mooching off the Gym's resources, they ban him from Kiwi Gym with the caveat that he can return if he improves as a trainer. Thenceforth he tries repeatedly to enter the gym claiming that he's changed although he obviously hasn't; the kiwis know he won't but keep him around for fun.
 
Not related to Pokemans but I'm definitely adding a Pokemon part to this. I started working on this to mock Connor, and had doubts since it seemed like he would change, but I'll just put this crappy little Doom level and gameplay mod out in the open a little bit and post it to Doom Crew as a means of testing Youtube embeds.
Yes, I used that song Stewie plays when he follows fat people with a tuba/sousaphone. And set Connor's fetish song as the non-existent Chapel level's music.

EDIT: I definitely think the tuba song should be Connor's theme song - it's repetitive and reminiscent of a fat person waddling through life, just like Connor.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Like this?
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I'll start with @Hellblazer since he's my favorite.
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I love it! Keep going! Null of course needs to be all dressed up in his garb too when he is not busy being the rival as he wouldn't want to give himself away as the leader so easily (Though you could make it like Lysandre was in X and Y and make him have an obvious color scheme and just have Connor and others be really dense or something)
 
Nirxsachit said:
Not related to Pokemans but I'm definitely adding a Pokemon part to this. I started working on this to mock Connor, and had doubts since it seemed like he would change, but I'll just put this crappy little Doom level and gameplay mod out in the open a little bit and post it to Doom Crew as a means of testing Youtube embeds.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rL6oFsE8hckYes, I used that song Stewie plays when he follows fat people with a tuba/sousaphone. And set Connor's fetish song as the non-existent Chapel level's music.
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I straight up bust out laughing as soon as I heard the "Ow stop hitting me".

BOLDYSPICY! said:
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Also available in Light Theme!
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Like this?
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I'll start with @Hellblazer since he's my favorite.
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Those are beautiful @BOLDYSPICY! :heart-full:

Connor has inspired so many people to create such wonderful things. :heart-full:
 
Nirxsachit said:
Not related to Pokemans but I'm definitely adding a Pokemon part to this. I started working on this to mock Connor, and had doubts since it seemed like he would change, but I'll just put this crappy little Doom level and gameplay mod out in the open a little bit and post it to Doom Crew as a means of testing Youtube embeds.

Yes, I used that song Stewie plays when he follows fat people with a tuba/sousaphone. And set Connor's fetish song as the non-existent Chapel level's music.
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Is this an autism simulator?
 
Fialovy said:
I love it! Keep going! Null of course needs to be all dressed up in his garb too when he is not busy being the rival as he wouldn't want to give himself away as the leader so easily (Though you could make it like Lysandre was in X and Y and make him have an obvious color scheme and just have Connor and others be really dense or something)
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@Null as Lysandre, you say?

PRESENTING TRAINER!NULL & FINAL BOSS!NULL
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