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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Well shit me, Fatty Ding Dongs, you've really gone and done it this time.

@Meowthkip tried to do right by you. You sabotaged her attempts to work with you to create an interesting story by making it all about you and wasting paragraphs on nonsense filler about your mum. You take her changes in direction for the sake of a good story as a personal attack, which is ridiculous, even after she explains more than once why she did it.

Then you had the audacity to call her a scumbag for TRYING TO HELP YOU IN A CONSTRUCTIVE, PRACTICAL WAY.

@Connor, you are a fucking tool. Seriously, if you want to break free of lolcow status, start wising the hell up and RECOGNISING HELP WHEN IT IS OFFERED TO YOU.

Meowthkip, if Fatty Ding Dongs ever comes crawling back on his artistic navel for a second chance, I'd love to offer myself as a third participant. Hell, even without Froggy Ping Pongs. I could do with the exercise myself!
 
Chanbob said:
Well shit me, Fatty Ding Dongs, you've really gone and done it this time.

@Meowthkip tried to do right by you. You sabotaged her attempts to work with you to create an interesting story by making it all about you and wasting paragraphs on nonsense filler about your mum. You take her changes in direction for the sake of a good story as a personal attack, which is ridiculous, even after she explains more than once why she did it.

Then you had the audacity to call her a scumbag for TRYING TO HELP YOU IN A CONSTRUCTIVE, PRACTICAL WAY.

@Connor, you are a fucking tool. Seriously, if you want to break free of lolcow status, start wising the hell up and RECOGNISING HELP WHEN IT IS OFFERED TO YOU.

Meowthkip, if Fatty Ding Dongs ever comes crawling back on his artistic navel for a second chance, I'd love to offer myself as a third participant. Hell, even without Froggy Ping Pongs. I could do with the exercise myself!
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I will totally count you in on Round 2, friend, if @Connor will accept it.

If he doesn't, we can have fun without him. His loss.
 
Cosmos said:
I see Connor's getting some inspiration from that avatar of his.

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/l/1/1462.jpg?1424746568
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Does this mean he's actually swapping personalities based on his userpic? Can we test this?

Mods: change him to Ralphie in the bunny suit and see what happens!
 
Meowthkip said:
I think five not including @Connor would be the limit if we did this on the Farms through a convo. If we were to take any more we'd probably have to move to Skype or something.
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Or start a group? Make it so everyone could read but only participants could post?

ETA: Great minds!
 
Connor said:
You really are acting like a bunch of schoolyard sociopaths.
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So we're like a bunch of Godzillas? Gee, thanks!

Connor said:
Do you really have nothing better to do with your lives than to deconstruct the ramblings and antics of Internet fools and misfits? I've been busy with my math class this semester, and it is something I have been concentrating about 99% of my mental energy on so that I can pass. I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.
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I can't speak for anybody else here but I find it pretty easy to combine a job, a girlfriend, two cats and self-directed study with keeping track of what you do, Connor. It's like 10-15 minutes a day. Hardly an all-consuming habit, it's just one of my many hobbies.

You're absolutely right, your education is more important than interacting with us. That's been our advice all along, though - avoid this thread and concentrate on your education and becoming independent from your parents. If you stop giving us content we will eventually get bored - not soon, because you've given us such a rich trove of content, but interest will fade with time. Nobody's demanding you come here and post, quite the opposite in fact. I mean from a selfish point of view I hope you do because it's funny, but if you don't, nobody's going to blame you for just disappearing.

And a PS: I don't think Meowth was trying to punk you, but if not being punked is a concern, maybe making yourself the main character of the story isn't the best approach.
 
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