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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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why not get a real blog then?

Edit: Trombonista beat me to it.
 
Connor said:
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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No. You take your progress journal and work it out in real life. This is not your personal blog.
 
Connor said:
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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Orrrrrrr...

You could leave this forum and sort shit out on your own. We neither need nor want progress reports, we just want you sorted.
 
Connor said:
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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Let's take bets on how long this lasts, put me down for 2.
Connor said:
I really mean it.
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OK, 3.
 
Connor said:
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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Why not just start a blog or something like that? It'd be a place for you to track your progress as well as a place to post your writing. It'd be a good tool to get you writing and keep track of your progress. I really don't think you being on this forum will lead to anything too positive.
 
Abby said:
Why not just start a blog or something like that? It'd be a place for you to track your progress as well as a place to post your writing. It'd be a good tool to get you writing and keep track of your progress. I really don't think you being on this forum will lead to anything too positive.
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A million times this.
 
Connor said:
There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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First: What everyone else already said: just get a livejournal for that.
Second:
If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.
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You're already planning to fuck off and do nothing. Giving yourself an excuse to procrastinate just get the ball rolling to do jack all.
 
My last post reminded me that I should update my LiveJournal again. I've got a set of posts planned out.
 
Connor said:
I've also been thoroughly outlining another novel I'm going to write during the summer, with roughly four paragraphs of backstory already on the page.
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Show us—we want proof.
 
Connor said:
Believe me, I will. Just to prove I'm not fucking around, I'll make a bet.
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You know what would be the best way to handle this? Go quiet for a bit, leave the internet (leave the Farms), and make some significant strides by volunteering, taking more classes, etc. Then, once you have actually achieved these things, come back and say "look, I did it". You won't have to prove anything, because it's already been done.

As everyone else has said, you've given us this line before. Hell, you've given every forum you've been a member on this "I'm going to change this time" speech. Next time, come to us with evidence that you already have done this.
 
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