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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
I have talked to her on multiple occasions and she does not get the hint that I do not want a relationship with her. She's clingy, and more socially retarded than I am, excuse my French.
 
Connor said:
I have talked to her on multiple occasions and she does not get the hint that I do not want a relationship with her. She's clingy, and more socially retarded than I am, excuse my French.
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Stop trying to take the attention off yourself, it's not gonna work.
 
Connor said:
I have talked to her on multiple occasions and she does not get the hint that I do not want a relationship with her. She's clingy, and more socially retarded than I am, excuse my French.
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So ignore her and stop acknowledging her. Its that simple.
 
Connor said:
I have talked to her on multiple occasions and she does not get the hint that I do not want a relationship with her. She's clingy, and more socially retarded than I am, excuse my French.
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That'd be quite the fucking accomplishment. Also, considering you fucking stalked a girl, you really don't have room to talk about somebody being "clingy."

Just talk to her, you putz. Maybe she'll help you no longer be a virgin with rage.
 
Surely, you're joking. When I friended her briefly on Facebook, she constantly messaged me while I was busy with homework. There were literally pages of messages. I shit you not.
 
Connor said:
I have talked to her on multiple occasions and she does not get the hint that I do not want a relationship with her. She's clingy, and more socially retarded than I am, excuse my French.
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So it's a sex-reversed mirror of you and @Molly Ringwald. Got it.
 
Connor said:
Surely, you're joking. When I friended her briefly on Facebook, she constantly messaged me while I was busy with homework. There were literally pages of messages. I shit you not.
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So are we counting "complete social ineptness" under "treating me like shit now?" Because this is kind of shooting holes in your "all women are evil and horrible to me" theory.
 
Connor said:
Surely, you're joking. When I friended her briefly on Facebook, she constantly messaged me while I was busy with homework. There were literally pages of messages. I shit you not.
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She messaged you at an inconvenient time? The nerve! This justifies you acting like an asshat to her.
 
Connor said:
Surely, you're joking. When I friended her briefly on Facebook, she constantly messaged me while I was busy with homework. There were literally pages of messages. I shit you not.
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Maybe she's lonely. Surely you can understand that.

But, Connor dude, it's bad form to mock someone for having an interest in you. Just politely decline, block her, and continue with your life.
 
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