🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
koyemshii said:
I think he's grounded from ts3.
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21 years old. Has a bedtime and gets grounded. I bet he has to come inside when the streetlights turn on too. Well, if he ever left the house besides for his one class.
 
Connor said:
No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.
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You know as well as I do that you're in no position - earthly or otherwise - to turn down china.
 
Connor said:
No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.
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Well, shit, maybe you've found your soulmate! You're a fat manchild who seems to think he's smarter and deeper than everybody else, so having somebody worship you would work out just swell!
 
Connor said:
No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.
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Might be a troll. Oh, who am I kidding, it's definitely a troll.
 
Connor said:
No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.
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Maybe she's stuck in your gravitational pull?
 
Connor said:
No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.
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So you bitch about getting stabbed in the back by friends and how women have done nothing but hurt you. One tries to contact you and you insult her behind her back.

Have to be honest kid, you're being a piece of shit with this.
 
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