🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
TheAmazingAxolotl said:
This is probably the most autistic thing I have ever read in this thread.
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It really is.
I mean, woah, holy fuck, who would have guessed that some people in positions to contribute to society are assholes? I would have never known if not for the help of my good friend Connor of the Kiwi Farms and WrongPlanet!
 
Hellblazer said:
I'm sure LoveShy forums or the Co-Alpha Brotherhood would welcome Connor as one of their own.
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Connor is a whiny, fat faggot and the loveshies would not want him to sperg out when they rated him ugly as fuck.
 
Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?
 
@Connor please tell us a time a woman has treated you like shit. I'll even go first.

Once I was dating this redheaded actress and COPS was about to start so I was all like "Hey Molly, climb up off my dick, COPS is starting" but she was all like "Nooooo, I love you so much Dynastia and I want to have all your babies and I'm not climbing off your dick until you fuck me longer than I've ever been fucked" and I ended up missing the first two and a half minutes of COPS because of that bitch and it basically ruined my whole evening.

Your turn, Connor. Tell us about a time a woman treated you like shit.
 
Connor said:
Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?
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You're a dumbass mate
 
Connor said:
Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?
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Get a fucking hobby son. Because you ain't getting any better at writing when you write like a page in a month
 
Connor said:
Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?
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Connor you've literally admitted before that no friends have betrayed you so can you please?
 
With his crotch fungus I wouldn't be surprised if Connor turned into a spore carrier.
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Connor said:
Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?
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