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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
What? Some scumbag salesman? A politician?
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You don't have the skills to be a salesman or a politician. You'd suck at any job that involves any other person but yourself. I'd suggest sitting in a dark room for the rest of your life.
 
Connor said:
What? Some scumbag salesman? A politician?
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Because the absolutely miserable state of your day-to-day routine in which you're wallowing in self-pity and depression is such a better alternative than doing absolutely anything productive at all.
 
Connor you claimed in one of your posts you weigh over 220 pounds. If we take Chris at his word that he's only 210 pounds this means you are literally fatter than Chris Chan.

Thoughts?
 
Hi_I_Am_From_Page_6 said:
Is that code for "do you think his AS is an excuse?"?

I think it does play a part, because Asperger's does cause real problems, and I think a lot of his refusal to change despite being unhappy is a combination of the typical autistic hatred of change, and of the fact that people with autism typically have trouble making and executing plans.

However, I do think that he has a massive chip on his shoulder which is as big a contributor, if not bigger, to his problems.
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I was aiming for diplomatic rather than coded, but that was basically the gist of my question :) I suppose I look for explanations rather than excuses. Connor seems to me to have problems which are seperate from but entangled with his autism. A chip on his shoulder is a good summation. I wonder what causes it...
 
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