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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
"WELL, I'M ALWAYS GOING TO FAIL IN YOUR EYES!!" screamed Connor, unaware that he was proving the Kiwi's point with every new word that echoed through the room. "GO AHEAD!! BAN ME!!"
 
Here's how you avoid all this and I'm pretty fucking sure I've said this at least once if not twice.

Steps on how to become obscure here:
1. Log Out
2. Never Log In Again
3. Time

But, that's not going to fucking work now because you didn't do this before you chimped out hard over me joking about the Pickleman fucking Molly Ringwald's belly button. Protip: When someone mentions the Pickleman in any context, they're not being serious. I know it's hard with your autism to detect sarcasm (hey, it effects me too, I just worked on it), but that's what people mean by that.
 
You don't want my ass back! What's the point of me logging in again to post some fucking selfie of me in a McDonald's uniform?

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What's the point of me logging in again to post some fucking selfie of me in a McDonald's uniform?
You already posted a selfie of you in a blonde wig and an eyepatch, and that's way more embarrassing, kreiger.
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Here's how you avoid all this and I'm pretty fucking sure I've said this at least once if not twice.

Steps on how to become obscure here:
1. Log Out
2. Never Log In Again
3. Time

But, that's not going to fucking work now because you didn't do this before you chimped out hard over me joking about the Pickleman fucking Molly Ringwald's belly button. Protip: When someone mentions the Pickleman in any context, they're not being serious. I know it's hard with your autism to detect sarcasm (hey, it effects me too, I just worked on it), but that's what people mean by that.
Guess what? Even if I do log out for several months, the posts in this thread will still continue!
 
You don't want my ass back! What's the point of me logging in again to post some fucking selfie of me in a McDonald's uniform?

Because it would earn you a modicum of respect and show that you are capable of doing something to support yourself instead of being a histrionic autist.

Guess what? Even if I do log out for several months, the posts in this thread will still continue!

File that under "you made your bed, now lie in it"
 
You don't want my ass back! What's the point of me logging in again to post some fucking selfie of me in a McDonald's uniform?

I'll ban you if you go out and get a job.

Only because you won't be of any entertainment value to the community anymore. Which is something we rather explicitly pointed out to you, a responsible legal adult, yet you remained here giving it to us.
 
Guess what? Even if I do log out for several months, the posts in this thread will still continue!
Stop giving a shit about posts about you. Don't take yourself too serious and we'll stop talking about you... eventually.
EDIT: LOL you really are dense, kid. You disagreeing with me only shows that we advise you, but you turn us down for not blindly agreeing with everything you say.
 
Guess what? Even if I do log out for several months, the posts in this thread will still continue!

Yeah, and we'll laugh at the autists who still give a shit about you. Most of us will actually be sort of proud of you.
 
You don't want my ass back! What's the point of me logging in again to post some fucking selfie of me in a McDonald's uniform?

Gaygun is being fucking polite you turd. Manners seem to be lost on you. We don't want you back, tbh. Log off and never come back.

(hey my parents are moving about 10 min away, when I visit there let's chat over a coffee. i like my faggot fat and whiny.)
 
You don't even want to put in the effort to leave. You want someone else to ban you.

Guess what? Even if I do log out for several months, the posts in this thread will still continue!

Yeah. Ask TJ Church how well that attitude's working out for him.
 
Guess what? Even if I do log out for several months, the posts in this thread will still continue!
So what? Your life wasn't any different before this thread. You're just using us as a new excuse for not doing things that you should be doing for yourself and not to prove something to us.
 
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