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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
Bullshit, it's another trap.
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Dude, I can send you links to some stuff. I co-wrote a winning script in a short film contest last year. A lot of what I've done in college is working on films and tightening up dialogue in scripts. Most of my friends are English majors at college. If you want to get better, this is a genuine offer. I don't want to hear you say we're not helping you when we offer stuff like this though.
 
Connor said:
Bullshit, it's another trap.
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Staff has pretty much full well warned you about remaining here.

You've remained here despite a 138 page thread being started a month ago.

I am blatantly pointing out the nature of this community to you through this post.

Take responsibility for your actions.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Staff has pretty much full well warned you about remaining here.

You've remained here despite a 138 page thread being started a month ago.

I am blatantly pointing out the nature of this community to you through this post.

Take responsibility for your actions.
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Go ahead and ban me, Katsu!
 
Connor said:
How am I expected to be a forum member with this thread being active? How am I expected to provide proof of SUBSTANTIAL change and get no appreciation for it?
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Oh god, you are copying TJ! I had much more hope for you Connor. You've succumbed to the abyss of lolcowdom now. :(

Connor said:
Go ahead and ban me, Katsu!
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You're not going to get banned, that's what you want. The site has a history of not giving lolcows what they want.
 
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Connor is a fat whiny fa***t and Molly Ringwald would not have sex with him.
 
Connor said:
What proof? Credit card numbers? Addresses? Dates, times, Social Security numbers? You people are scum.
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No man. Just leave, come back one day, apologizing for all the shit you've flung here and maybe take a pic of you in your McDonalds uniform. I give you my word I won't use it to photoshop you onto Buffalo Bill again.
 
Connor said:
Well, I'm always going to fail in your eyes!
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Who gives a shit about me? No really, why should you care what some guy who has an animesque avatar thinks? That guy's a weeb. But, when it's every other person telling you this?

Nah, you're just going to shit your pants and do nothing.
 
Hey @Connor! I just hacked your computer!

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Actually this picture was taken from somewhere else, but still, get off the computer and go outside or something.
 
Do you ever think that playing the victim is going to get you far? Because the sad truth is, it's not.

People are going to laugh at you and get angry with you for not trying, like most of the people here. It's like you expect everything to be handed to you on a plate, and nobody should say anything otherwise you take the notion that they are picking on you. Connor after college you are going to be facing the real world, and it's not a pretty place. And people are going to get fed up with your pity party very quickly, you can't expect asspats all the fucking time. It's getting ridiculous and pathetic now, like you get some satisfaction from doing it, because this is the only interaction with people you get.

Connor you have grow up and grow some balls, because the more you whine and expect asspats, the longer you are going to be a lolcow.
 
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