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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Has it ever occurred to you connor that getting beat up is the closest you will ever come to sex?

(aside from that "pool incident" of course)
 
Connor said:
So, people will hate me just because they can? People will hate me just because they need a punching bag? I'm expected to suck it up, be a doormat, and let them walk over me?
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Thats not what I said. You can stick up for yourself, but but doesn't have to be in a violent way.

Why do you feel the need to think the only way to stick up for yourself is violence? Use your words, explain to them how they have hurt you. If they don't listen, you can walk away. it's your right.

But jesus christ you're not even going to read this anyway, so why am I explaining this to you?
 
Connor said:
So, people will hate me just because they can? People will hate me just because they need a punching bag? I'm expected to suck it up, be a doormat, and let them walk over me?
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Here's the thing: even if you stop being a pathetic manbaby and actually start doing constructive things with your life, there will be people who still won't like you!

Ever!

Nobody is obligated to like and tolerate your bullshit.
 
Connor said:
So, people will hate me just because they can? People will hate me just because they need a punching bag? I'm expected to suck it up, be a doormat, and let them walk over me?
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People will only hate you if you give them a reason to. No one wakes up in the morning and says "I'm gonna hate this random person on the street I don't know and will probably never meet."
 
Cosmos said:
Why did I have to be working when this shit started. Why does getting a picture by BOLDSPICY! always elude me. :heart-empty:
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*sigh* I'M. WORKIN'. ONNI---

Cosmos said:
EDIT: I forgot how to read today, I'm getting a picture after all! BOLDSPICY! is awesome and I would totes be scissor sisters with her. :tomgirl:
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That was some Connor-tier reading comprehension, bb. :tomgirl:
 
Connor said:
So, people will hate me just because they can? People will hate me just because they need a punching bag? I'm expected to suck it up, be a doormat, and let them walk over me?
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I don't think most people hate you.

You are "different" like the majority of people on here, but you invite the scorn.

You are young so I still have some hope for you.

Try not to tard out too much.

Think before you type.

I wish you the best.
 
Connor said:
I'm just that fucking paranoid.
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Just gonna show my Catholic power level here for a bit. Connor, pay attention:
  • "But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also." Matthew 5:39
  • "Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you." Ephesians 4:31-32
  • "Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, 'Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times? “Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.'" Matthew 18: 21-22
  • "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven." Luke 6:37
  • "Do to others as you would have them do to you." Luke 6:31
  • "But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked." Luke 6:35
  • "Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love." Ephesians 4:2
  • "Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins." 1 Peter 4:8
And finally, one my absolute favorite quotes:

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

inb4 "God doesn't exist, stop trying to convert me" *side-eyes Connor*
 
Cosmos said:
Just gonna show my Catholic power level here for a bit. Connor, pay attention:
  • "But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also." Matthew 5:39
  • "Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you." Ephesians 4:31-32
  • "Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, 'Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times? “Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.'" Matthew 18: 21-22
  • "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven." Luke 6:37
  • "Do to others as you would have them do to you." Luke 6:31
  • "But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked." Luke 6:35
  • "Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love." Ephesians 4:2
  • "Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins." 1 Peter 4:8
And finally, one my absolute favorite quotes:

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

inb4 "God doesn't exist, stop trying to convert me" *side-eyes Connor*
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STOP TRYING TO CONVERT ME BACK @Cosmos JEEZ

Incidentally, I thought it was seven times seventy, not seventy-seven times?

EDIT: I do get the point, though, unlike @Connor.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
STOP TRYING TO CONVERT ME BACK @Cosmos JEEZ

Incidentally, I thought it was seven times seventy, not seventy-seven times?
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I'LL GET YOU, MARK MY WORDS.

And yeah, it probably is. The translation I used might have been wonky. There are like two hundred different ways to interpret each Bible verse, lol.
 
Connor said:
I'm just that fucking paranoid.
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Let me get this straight. All you do is bitch and moan about "Oh I will get stabbed in the back like before" and all this other bullshit and it's never happened. God dammit Connor.

I know it's been asked before but what are you looking for with this thread?
 
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