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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?
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Cutting in line? Yeah you deal like a grown ass man. What isn't appropriate is to bitch and moan and write awful shit. Again you either wild out or you deal and move on.
 
Connor said:
That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?
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Why do you WANT to punch people in the face? Because YOU don't like them? Who's the real asshole?
 
Connor said:
That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?
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Because if you want to live and actual life, you have to tolerate unpleasant people. You won't get along with everybody. Harboring huge grudges against a race or sex just because they displeased you in what seems to be an incredibly small way will make you stay a shut in at home, with your supposed absuive parents, which you know nothing about.

Connor, you will die a sad, bitter old man if you keep thinking in this way.
 
Connor said:
That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?
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We do it with you just fine. Just ask yourself: "What would a Kiwi do?"
 
Connor said:
Well, what if I'm not an asshole to them? What if I treated them decently, and didn't get appreciated for it?
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?????

You do know that being a good person is all about being good and not expecting to get rewarded, right? And that you should be kind for the sake of being kind and not because it will get you appreciation? I mean, of course those things are great, but if you're only kind and understanding towards other people because you think you'll get rewarded for it, you're not actually a kind and understanding person.
 
Connor said:
So I'm an asshole because I don't suck it up to assholes?
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You're an asshole because you think you have the right to harm others because you don't like them.

edit to prevent doubleposting:

Connor said:
Well, what if I'm not an asshole to them? What if I treated them decently, and didn't get appreciated for it?
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Why are you expecting anything in return in the first place? Only a selfish person does "nice things" for people with the expectation of getting something in return.
 
Connor... You might want to get rediagnosed. You seem really autistic. That's not an insult, and I really can't say that I expect much else or else I'll look like a horrible hypocrite. That being said, in your case you seem to want advice and then ignore it in favor of your own self-serving fantasy, which even you should understand is obnoxious to the people trying to help. I suggest you stop turning everything into a hyperbole and start thinking about the emotions, feelings, and situations of other people.
 
Connor said:
So I'm an asshole because I don't suck it up to assholes?
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New game everyone, take a drink whenever Fatty Ding-Dongs spectacularly misses the point and ignores everyone.

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When the race war starts can someone else's team volunteer to take Connor? We Aryans have enough problems as it is.
 
So, people will hate me just because they can? People will hate me just because they need a punching bag? I'm expected to suck it up, be a doormat, and let them walk over me?
 
Connor said:
Well, what if I'm not an asshole to them? What if I treated them decently, and didn't get appreciated for it?
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people don't owe you appreciation. Your whole attitude towards others is so selfish you will almost certainly be an asshole.

this whinging you're doing right now is an example of assholish behavior.

no one cares about your pseudo angst.
 
Connor said:
Okay, so if someone randomly spits on me, or shoves me out of a line in a fast food joint, I'm expected to tolerate that? If someone I've befriended betrays me, I'm supposed to sigh and move on?
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Okay dude, you keep saying this but at no point have you ever said what someone has done to betray you.

Here @Connor stop fucking ignoring the question

WHAT HAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND DONE TO "BETRAY" YOU
 
I've done the math and solved for the general solution to this thread.

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This should be accurate to the nearest hundredth, give or take a talking gorilla.
 
Connor said:
So, people will hate me just because they can? People will hate me just because they need a punching bag? I'm expected to suck it up, be a doormat, and let them walk over me?
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you know full well what the adult responses are to those questions.
 
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