🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[ShavedSheep]

Okay, so if someone randomly spits on me, or shoves me out of a line in a fast food joint, I'm expected to tolerate that? If someone I've befriended betrays me, I'm supposed to sigh and move on?

This carpenter dude said something pretty smart about "turning the other cheek".

 

[Vitriol]

So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?

Okay, so if someone randomly spits on me, or shoves me out of a line in a fast food joint, I'm expected to tolerate that? If someone I've befriended betrays me, I'm supposed to sigh and move on?

how did you manage to be on these forums for so long and remain this dense?

no one cares for your petulance and no one feels sorry for you.

you know what we mean; stop trying to be a speshul snowflake.

grow up

 

[Meowthkip]

Goddamn, my limit's already being tested. That was fast.

EDIT: Here are some others whose limits are being tested. Particularly those of the female persuasion.

Spoiler: part 1 of. . .something

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@NobleGreyHorse (sorry, it's been ages since I've drawn horses D: )
@Philly Cheese Steak
@Meowthkip
@The Knife
@IJustWantToSeeAttachments
@Chanbob

Next part is @Miraak, @Cosmos, @silentprincess, @Golly, @caffeinated_wench, & @Altissimo. But I've kinda hit a snag on @Miraak's STUPID FUCKING DRAGONBORN HELMET OKAY

EDIT x2 COMBO: I'm sorry @Miraak I love you I really do

We look like a tough gang ready to beat some pasty nerds up.

I love it.

That takes a lot of patience, balls, and self-sacrifice, all of which I lack.

Well, you certainly won't work towards any of those things if you keep up your horrible attitude, sonny boy Jim.

Also the way you write black people is gross and you should be ashamed.

 

[Cosmos]

So Connor, do you hate women because a woman cut you in line or is it because that poor girl you stalked didn't jump on your dick? Just curious!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Okay, so if someone randomly spits on me, or shoves me out of a line in a fast food joint, I'm expected to tolerate that? If someone I've befriended betrays me, I'm supposed to sigh and move on?

Hurt feelings don't excuse racism.

 

[Judge Holden]

Okay, so if someone randomly spits on me, or shoves me out of a line in a fast food joint, I'm expected to tolerate that? If someone I've befriended betrays me, I'm supposed to sigh and move on?

Well stress sighing is what a lot of fucktards do in response to everyday events

 

[GV 002]

Okay, so if someone randomly spits on me, or shoves me out of a line in a fast food joint, I'm expected to tolerate that? If someone I've befriended betrays me, I'm supposed to sigh and move on?

It's pretty obvious here that you're just playing dumb.

You KNOW how the world works.

But ok, for the sake of clarity, listen close Fatty Ding-Dongs...

If someone spits on you, you lamp 'em. If someone shoves you out of line, you pull them up on it. If someone 'betrays' you, you talk to them about it, get an understanding as to why. If not, then drop that shit and move on because they never really were a friend in the first place.

If you want to make it, adjust accordingly and GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT.

 

[Arkangel]

Okay, so if someone randomly spits on me, or shoves me out of a line in a fast food joint, I'm expected to tolerate that? If someone I've befriended betrays me, I'm supposed to sigh and move on?

There's shitty people out there, but that doesn't mean the whole world is out to get you. I think you'll discover there's more "good" people out there than "bad" if you actually gave living life a chance.

 

[Cosmos]

Goddamn, my limit's already being tested. That was fast.

EDIT: Here are some others whose limits are being tested. Particularly those of the female persuasion.

Spoiler: part 1 of. . .something

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@NobleGreyHorse (sorry, it's been ages since I've drawn horses D: )
@Philly Cheese Steak
@Meowthkip
@The Knife
@IJustWantToSeeAttachments
@Chanbob

Next part is @Miraak, @Cosmos, @silentprincess, @Golly, @caffeinated_wench, & @Altissimo. But I've kinda hit a snag on @Miraak's STUPID FUCKING DRAGONBORN HELMET OKAY

EDIT x2 COMBO: I'm sorry @Miraak I love you I really do

Why did I have to be working when this shit started. Why does getting a picture by BOLDSPICY! always elude me.

Also, Connor is racist and misogynistic and I would not make babies with him.

EDIT: I forgot how to read today, I'm getting a picture after all! BOLDSPICY! is awesome and I would totes be scissor sisters with her.

 

[Connor Bible]

Well, you certainly won't work towards any of those things if you keep up your horrible attitude, sonny boy Jim.

That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?

 

[The Knife]

Guys, I was just at the grocery store, and I want to buy a gallon of 2% milk, but the guy stocking the case said that all they had was 1%. Am I supposed to just tolerate that?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

@Connor
You won't last a day in the workforce with that kind of attitude and outlook. Maybe you should drop out of school and get signed up for the instead.
That way you never have to deal with the big scary outside world and the big scary world won't have to deal with you either.

 

[GV 002]

That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?

Alternative solution -

GET. LAID.

 

[Cosmos]

Guys, I was just at the grocery store, and I want to buy a gallon of 2% milk, but the guy stocking the case said that all they had was 1%. Am I supposed to just tolerate that?

Is he black or Mexican or any other kind of minority? If he is, be virulently racist against everyone of his ethnicity from now on. Fight for your rights.

 

[Locksnap]

That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?

Think of it in reverse; you are unpleasant, vulgar and downright nasty. Why would anyone even tolerate your presence? Why should they grin and bear it without punching you in your face?

 

[Sonic Hoo]

That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?

So all African-Americans, Asians, and Hispanics have wronged you in some way? Maybe there's a reason why you don't have many any friends.

 

[Vitriol]

That's the problem. If people around me are unpleasant, vulgar or downright nasty, why would I even tolerate their presence? How could I grin and bear it without punching them in the face?

i would worry less about you punching them and more about them punching you.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Alternative solution -

GET. LAID.

He can't. Crotch fungus, remember? Nobody's kinky enough for that.

 

[Arkangel]

Guys, I was just at the grocery store, and I want to buy a gallon of 2% milk, but the guy stocking the case said that all they had was 1%. Am I supposed to just tolerate that?

I work in a grocery store. I AM THAT GUY!

Also, if a bar runs out of your favorite booze, are you supposed to just "tolerate" THAT??

 

[Connor Bible]

i would worry less about you punching them and more about them punching you.

Well, what if I'm not an asshole to them? What if I treated them decently, and didn't get appreciated for it?