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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Goddamn, my limit's already being tested. That was fast.

EDIT: Here are some others whose limits are being tested. Particularly those of the female persuasion.

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@NobleGreyHorse (sorry, it's been ages since I've drawn horses D: )
@Philly Cheese Steak
@Meowthkip
@The Knife
@IJustWantToSeeAttachments
@Chanbob

Next part is @Miraak, @Cosmos, @silentprincess, @Golly, @caffeinated_wench, & @Altissimo. But I've kinda hit a snag on @Miraak's STUPID FUCKING DRAGONBORN HELMET OKAY

EDIT x2 COMBO: I'm sorry @Miraak I love you I really do
 
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@Connor
Since you like ripping off movies, here's a good quote that can be applied in your every day life.
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
 
Connor said:
Well, when dealing with particularly discourteous or vulgar people, one's limits can really be tested.
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There are worse things in life than dealing with people you consider rude and offensive.
 
Connor said:
So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?
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You're not obligated to do anything, but you'll get MUCH FARTHER in life if you learn to grit your teeth and bear it.
 
Connor said:
I don't consider myself a racist. However, I have had to put up with assholes of different colors in the past, and that really puts a strain on me. This one time, when I was in vocational rehabilitation, some African-American girl cut in front of me in line when we were getting our checks.
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Yeah that doesn't justify your racially insensitive stereotypes in your writing. That said holding onto such a minor infraction is kind of telling.
 
There's something I should probably say: Last night I had the pleasure of watching To Live and Die in L.A. for the first time. I know Connor is a fan of that film and for that I applaud him. However I can't help shake the feeling that he was probably laughing his ass off alongside William Petersen when his character is extorting sex out of one of his informants. *sigh*
 
Connor said:
That takes a lot of patience, balls, and self-sacrifice, all of which I lack.
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We know. That's why there is a thread about you. Because you barely constitute as a person and can't even handle someone cutting in line.
 
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Connor said:
So, I'm kind of obligated to tolerate the presence of assholes, just because?
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We all have to do it, it may not be nice sometimes but in order to get by in this world you can't afford to be bogged down by anyone else, whether they are of the bumhole persuasion or not.
 
Connor said:
That takes a lot of patience, balls, and self-sacrifice, all of which I lack.
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And you think you can be a top writer mate?

Ohhhh dear me.

If you can't handle something as trivial as cutting in line without spewing racist bile, maybe you should consider something else. Being a columnist for The Sun, maybe? (Britfags will get it)
 
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