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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Butcher said:
Yes, but they had talent before they died. You don't.
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"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

-Carl Sagan
 
Abby said:
And why make a woman the main character of your book when you've held these beliefs? Write what you know, and you don't know women.
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Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.
 
Connor said:
But I will.
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I was going to reply in words but I'll let this picture speak for me
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Connor said:
Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.
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That's because everything about you is repulsive.
You should meet this guy I know named Nick Stoutzenberger. I'm sure you would get along well.
 
Connor said:
Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.
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MAYBE YOU FUCKING SHOULD?! THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE THAT IS GOING TO WORK!!
 
Connor said:
Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.
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Well when you have the personality of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you gotta make changes.
 
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Connor said:
Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.
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Do you know how stupid you sound? No one, regardless of gender, is required to speak to anyone else.

They don't talk to you because you grumble to yourself, stalking around campus like a serial killer, while looking and smelling suspiciously like one as well.

You have to change your piss-poor attitude and maybe your crotch rot and maybe fucking ask about them instead of talking about yourself.
 
Connor said:
Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.
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So that makes it okay to judge, insult, and degrade the entire female gender? Because you can't get a girlfriend?

You might want to reevaluate some things before you turn into @Holden.
 
Connor said:
To please one person? That's a little much. To please many people, most likely.
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If one person is an asshole, he's an asshole. If everybody is an asshole, you're a fungus-infected asshole.
 
Look, there are some things about myself I can't change over the course of one night, or even a weekend. It takes time, effort and willpower. Also, you guys seem to be implying that people in general are selfish by their very nature.
 
Connor said:
Look, there are some things about myself I can't change over the course of one night, or even a weekend. It takes time, effort and willpower. Also, you guys seem to be implying that people in general are selfish by their very nature.
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Maybe you're selfish for not changing. Of course you complain that it takes willpower and effort.
 
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