🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[GV 002]

Other ladies present at time of posting:

Spoiler: da ladies~

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Well, technically @Philly Cheese Steak is a merpony hermit crab, @Meowthkip is a Pokemon, @IJustWantToSeeAttachments is an Alot plushie, @The Knife is a murderous witch, & I have a half-eaten buffalo wing for a face, but whatever.

Imma lady person tooooooo! SADFACE

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Imma lady person tooooooo! SADFACE

I'm sorry, I'll draw more lady people next time, I promise! D:
EDIT: & gentlemen people, too!

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

It's not all that hard to make a horse look noble. (Or grey.) As long as it's standing there not shagging anything or starring in the infamous kids' book Latawnya the Naughty Horse. (Look it up. I'm not making this up, nor could I.)

 

[Silver]

i'd better be there @BOLDYSPICY!

 

[Cosmos]

• Wakes up
• Checks the Farms
• Reads up on Connor thread
• Sees that I missed being included in @BOLDYSPICY!'s lady person drawing because last night I took a four hour "nap" like an asshole

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So has @Connor ever addressed the racism in his stories or is he just jerking it to @Molly Ringwald?

 

[EI 903]

So has @Connor ever addressed the racism in his stories or is he just jerking it to @Molly Ringwald?

He has skirted it because he has no defense and it makes him uncomfortable.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

He has skirted it because he has no defense and it makes him uncomfortable.

That's disappointing. Straight up this makes him look worse than just going "Yeah, I'm just a poor writer."

 

[EI 903]

That's disappointing. Straight up this makes him look worse than just going "Yeah, I'm just a poor writer."

Couldn't even drop a "Yeah, that is offensive, I should have noticed. I'll replace the character and make someone else an animal in the next draft."

 

[Pine Tar]

Heh, I wouldn't mind being in a @BOLDYSPICY! drawing myself.

 

[MysticMisty]

Couldn't even drop a "Yeah, that is offensive, I should have noticed. I'll replace the character and make someone else an animal in the next draft."

He doesn't want to admit he's wrong, plus he's probably furious we don't find the idea brilliant.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

It's not all that hard to make a horse look noble. (Or grey.) As long as it's standing there not shagging anything or starring in the infamous kids' book Latawnya the Naughty Horse. (Look it up. I'm not making this up, nor could I.)

i'd better be there @BOLDYSPICY!

• Wakes up
• Checks the Farms
• Reads up on Connor thread
• Sees that I missed being included in @BOLDYSPICY!'s lady person drawing because last night I took a four hour "nap" like an asshole

Heh, I wouldn't mind being in a @BOLDYSPICY! drawing myself.

I mentioned this to @Molly Ringwald & @wagglyplacebo , I think, but I'm currently working on a group picture of just about everyone in this thread. It's called "Storytiem with @The Knife ." I'm also doing one of everyone being emo because @Connor won't take our advice, & I got that idea after @Hellblazer said:

The black background is the empty, nihilistic nothing of Connor's soul. A slow acoustic version of "Crawling" is playing in there 24/7.

 

[Golly]

I mentioned this to @Molly Ringwald & @wagglyplacebo , I think, but I'm currently working on a group picture of just about everyone in this thread. It's called "Storytiem with @The Knife ." I'm also doing one of everyone being emo because @Connor won't take our advice, & I got that idea after @Hellblazer said:

I'm so excited to (hopefully) see emo!Florence Foster Jenkins.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I mentioned this to @Molly Ringwald & @wagglyplacebo , I think, but I'm currently working on a group picture of just about everyone in this thread. It's called "Storytiem with @The Knife ." I'm also doing one of everyone being emo because @Connor won't take our advice, & I got that idea after @Hellblazer said:

As long as i'm in it mastering titties i'm cool

 

[Xarpho]

I mentioned this to @Molly Ringwald & @wagglyplacebo , I think, but I'm currently working on a group picture of just about everyone on this thread

Maybe draw me as a question mark, but not in Anonymous style?

 

[Dalish]

I mentioned this to @Molly Ringwald & @wagglyplacebo , I think, but I'm currently working on a group picture of just about everyone in this thread. It's called "Storytiem with @The Knife ." I'm also doing one of everyone being emo because @Connor won't take our advice, & I got that idea after @Hellblazer said:

You are truly the hero we deserve.

Meanwhile, you have done more creative work in the past two days than @Connor has in the past two years.

 

[The I Scream Man]

If you include a fluffy white dog in the picture somewhere you'll be my hero.

 

[Cosmos]

Dude, fuck talking about Connor, now I'm anxiously waiting for @BOLDYSPICY!'s masterpiece!

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Connor is NOT Pretty in Pink.

 

[The Knife]

Connor is NOT Pretty in Pink.

Please tell me that is not why he changed his userpic.