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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
Did you guys seriously expect me to believe that @Molly Ringwald herself would join the forums just to be a yes woman to me in my private conversations with her? Do you find me that fucking gullible?
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I'm actually in correspondence with her to facilitate getting that webcam photo you asked for yesterday in chat. She doesn't have chat access yet so she couldn't see you ask, but we've ordered her a webcam and it should arrive sometime Monday.
 
Connor said:
What did you guys hope to gain by duping me with a fake Molly Ringwald?
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If @Molly Ringwald is some sort of forum joke, then I'm not in on it. Also, we don't really have to do anything to get you to do things. Most of what you do on here is on your own accord.
 
Connor said:
Did you guys seriously expect me to believe that @Molly Ringwald herself would join the forums just to be a yes woman to me in my private conversations with her? Do you find me that fucking gullible?
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Seeing as you didn't immediately realize it and how you tard raged about it yes we do think you're that gullible.
 
Connor said:
Did you guys seriously expect me to believe that @Molly Ringwald herself would join the forums just to be a yes woman to me in my private conversations with her? Do you find me that fucking gullible?
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Well, to be fair, if you didn't that yourself at least a little, you wouldn't be here isn't it?.


Molly Ringwald said:
The one in the chat was a fake. They purposely used a similar name to trick you. I was too busy on Friday to join the teamspeak.
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We know you're busy, but appreciate your concern and assitance every now and then <3
 
Molly Ringwald said:
The one in the chat was a fake. They purposely used a similar name to trick you. I was too busy on Friday to join the teamspeak.
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If you ever get the chance, please drop in! I'm sure even those of us who are not Connor would love to have a Q&A with you if you have the time.
 
Connor said:
Did you guys seriously expect me to believe that @Molly Ringwald herself would join the forums just to be a yes woman to me in my private conversations with her? Do you find me that fucking gullible?
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If I had a 90+ page thread about me and suddenly Pauley Perrette started posting in it, I'd be skeptical, but why take fuck it up in case it was true.
It's a small internet and stranger things have happened after all.
 
Connor said:
Did you guys seriously expect me to believe that @Molly Ringwald herself would join the forums just to be a yes woman to me in my private conversations with her? Do you find me that fucking gullible?
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connor, your constant questioning and indecisiveness of ringwald's authenticity is fucking annoying. either realize she's the real deal or just ignore her entirely. stop pussyfooting about it.
 
Connor right now:

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She is legitimate. I would give her the Verified label, but I lack the ability too. She is pretty chill, we have been chatting a lot lately.
 
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