🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Thank you for taking the time out to answer our questions, Ms. Ringwald. It's just a shame that people on the internet are so paranoid.

Connor, gimmick accounts get banned pretty much instantly here. The fact that Molly isn't banned is proof that she's legitimate.

P.S. Ms. Ringwald, I absolutely loved your new jazz album "Except Sometimes".
 
Connor said:
Something tells me the real Molly Ringwald wouldn't bother with a guy like me.
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Is it so hard to believe? There's no point in discriminating against people on a forum. Especially this one. I've responded to the dozens of messages in my inbox, from random fans on here no less.
 
Molly Ringwald said:
Photoshopped pictures can be as clear as genuine pictures. Hell, even clearer. You can't prove whether a picture is Photoshopped or genuine online
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Could you tell us how you found the forums?
 
Ms. Ringwald, Connor seems to know you chiefly from your appearance in Stephen King's The Stand. What was it like working with Gary Sinise?
 
Connor said:
If you're the real Molly Ringwald, what Crowded House song did you play in The Stand miniseries?
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I can't remember at this point. It's ridiculous to expect an actress to remember every little detail about one of her roles.
The Knife said:
Ms. Ringwald, Connor seems to know you chiefly from your appearance in Stephen King's The Stand. What was it like working with Gary Sinise?
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I loved working with Gary, but The Stand is one of my least favorite parts of my career at this point. Please understand, no further questions on The Stand.
 
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