🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[The Knife]

I bet he wouldn't be a fan of my acting if I were adopted.

To Moderators: Please, may we keep her? Just this once? Please?

 

[Handsome Pete]

To Moderators: Please, may we keep her? Just this once? Please?

In the most optimistic part of my mind, I see Molly Ringwald's name. And under it, a little blue banner reading "Verified."

 

[BriarHeart]

@Molly Ringwald, what is your opinion of @Connor's weight and body type, and would you or would you not have sex with him?

 

[Smutley]

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I'm still catching up, but why is Connor Halal now instead of "disgusting"?

He was re-evaluated as poultry rather than a human being, and thus his meat is safe for Muslim consumption.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Wow

I felt kinda bad for Connor, but he either took the "You were adopted" really badly. Apparently, there really are adoptees that snap and kill their parents or others but I don't think Connor is one of them, just an immature kid venting on forums.

The best part? Connor isn't even adopted.

 

[Xarpho]

The best part? Connor isn't even adopted.

Musta missed that part. That makes his sperging about the issue even less justifiable!

 

[Molly Ringwald]

@Molly Ringwald, what is your opinion of @Connor's weight and body type, and would you or would you not have sex with him?

I refuse to answer that question question, as I may become the victim of stalking. Also, the crotch thing is a factor.

 

[Overchek]

@Connor, I've got your theme song right here.

@Molly Ringwald, I'm sorry.

 

[The Knife]

Thank you for joining us, Ms. Ringwald.

Would you consider starring in a screenplay written by Connor?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Also, the crotch thing is a factor.

You know, I love me some RPGs & some farming sims, so I especially love the Rune Factory series (it's like a Harvest Moon where you wield a sword). Anyway, in the game, there's a monster called Death Fungus, so every time I see this guy,

I think of Connor's crotch.

 

[Cosmos]

@Molly Ringwald, how do you feel about the fact that Connor's never seen some of your best work (The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, and Pretty in Pink) and yet still claims to be your biggest fan? He's said himself that he's only really seen your TV/direct-to-video work and that he loathes it. It just seems odd to me. Especially how he's never seen the Breakfast Club. How can you make it to 20 and never see the Breakfast Club?

 

[Xarpho]

@Molly Ringwald, how do you feel about the fact that Connor's never seen some of your best work (The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, and Pretty in Pink) and yet still claims to be your biggest fan? He's said himself that he's only really seen your TV/direct-to-video work and that he loathes it. It just seems odd to me. Especially how he's never seen the Breakfast Club. How can you make it to 20 and never see the Breakfast Club?

It is rated R, but so is Pink Floyd – The Wall and Silence of the Lambs, both of which Connor appears to have watched.

 

[lolwut]

@Molly Ringwald, how do you feel about the fact that Connor's never seen some of your best work (The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, and Pretty in Pink) and yet still claims to be your biggest fan? He's said himself that he's only really seen your TV/direct-to-video work and that he loathes it. It just seems odd to me. Especially how he's never seen the Breakfast Club. How can you make it to 20 and never see the Breakfast Club?

Wait, for reals? Hell, we watched The Breakfast Club in high school sociology. He seriously hasn't seen it?

 

[Cosmos]

Wait, for reals? Hell, we watched The Breakfast Club in high school sociology. He seriously hasn't seen it?

I don't feel like combing through his posts (which I think people will understand), but yeah, he definitely said that he's never seen the Breakfast Club. He's never even expressed the desire to see it. It's weird.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

@Molly Ringwald, how do you feel about the fact that Connor's never seen some of your best work (The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, and Pretty in Pink) and yet still claims to be your biggest fan? He's said himself that he's only really seen your TV/direct-to-video work and that he loathes it. It just seems odd to me. Especially how he's never seen the Breakfast Club. How can you make it to 20 and never see the Breakfast Club?

That really disappoints me. I wish fans would watch my good work, as well as the bad. Here's some proof that I am the real Molly Ringwald.

It's an article I wrote today about forum advice. There wasn't much that could be said, so the editor removed it soon after I uploaded it. They said it wasn't to our standards.

 

[DN 420]

That really disappoints me. I wish fans would watch my good work, as well as the bad. Here's some proof that I am the real Molly Ringwald.
View attachment 14432
It's an article I wrote today about forum advice. There wasn't much that could be said, so the editor removed it soon after I uploaded it. They said it wasn't to our standards.

iwanttobelieve.mp3

 

[Shiala]

We love you, Molly Ringwald.

And not in the creepy sister-mother-lover way like Connor.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

That really disappoints me. I wish fans would watch my good work, as well as the bad. Here's some proof that I am the real Molly Ringwald.
View attachment 14432
It's an article I wrote today about forum advice. There wasn't much that could be said, so the editor removed it soon after I uploaded it. They said it wasn't to our standards.

. . .no. No, this can't be real. I want it to be, but. . .

 

[Connor Bible]

Very funny, guys.