🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Cosmos said:
Connor, do you feel any guilt over causing that poor girl so much stress and discomfort? Do you feel bad for making her so scared of you that she would literally run away or hide behind other people? Because it sounds like you did that for at LEAST a year and that's super fucked up.
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It's one of the biggest regrets of my existence that I cannot go back and correct. I truly feel ashamed.

EDIT: Well, today I turned twenty one, and I actually feel a bit more mature.
 
Smutley said:
There are three reasons most people remembered Connor before the thread: his sperging about Molay Ringworm, his awful views on adoption, and his misogynistic views on women. There has been a lot of shit on the first two - it's time to start dipping out toes in to the third as his full creep comes out (warning, huge image dump)
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Welp, there goes all the sympathy I ever had for him. That thread of his went from OPL creepy to @Holden sociopathic damn quick.
 
Smutley said:
There are three reasons most people remembered Connor before the thread: his sperging about Molay Ringworm, his awful views on adoption, and his misogynistic views on women. There has been a lot of shit on the first two - it's time to start dipping out toes in to the third as his full creep comes out (warning, huge image dump)
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Wow. Jaw just hit the fucking floor.
 
Molly Ringwald's career isn't dead. She got lots of good press and some awards for her acting in The Secret Life of the American Teen, and she's writing for one of the UK newspapers and has another book coming out next year. She's done better with her life than a lot of teen stars (Lindsey Lohan and Amanda Bynes should take notice). Also, she has three kids and a husband and houses in both New York and LA.

Connor, have you seen the documentary I Think We're Alone Now, about fans of the former teen pop star Tiffany?
 
Normally I dislike the term "misogynistic," as I feel it gets thrown around too loosely. Thus, I was a bit skeptical when I first took a look at the attachment. But then Connor just comes out and says it: "I hate women. Period." So Connor was indeed misogynistic, and considering his past behavior, I wouldn't be surprised if this were to relapse upon becoming interested in a new woman.
 
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I don't understand this one, is this a joke or something? Molly in a dressing room? wha?
 
sparklemilhouse said:
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I don't understand this one, is this a joke or something? Molly in a dressing room? wha?
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I vaguely remember seeing that post before. I think it was a dream he had?

Connor said:
Well, I am now.
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Sorry because you feel genuinely remorseful over terrorizing this poor girl, or sorry that this has been brought back to light?

EDIT: I have a feeling it's the latter. Whatever. Also, happy birthday.
 
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