🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Smutley]

Connor, why are you still claiming that you have Aspergers instead of High Functioning Autism?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Because. Laziness.

Pad that shit motherfucker. It makes it seem like you're smart or some shit and that way people will want to hire you.

 

[Connor Bible]

So does your mom still think we're going to kill you or was that a lie like it sounds?

She doesn't know much about the forums, thank God. She's a little overprotective, but I can't blame her. She's fought for me to get a decent education for years.

 

[ghostpranks]

What are the top five jobs (in order of likelihood) you think you could possibly get at this time?

 

[Watcher]

Yeah in the case of resumes you want to be a bit more verbose.

If you just have one-line explanations for what you did, it makes you look unprofessional and like you're not taking the job offer seriously. Or you just made it all up.

You also want to be clever in your formatting. Have an interesting header and interesting headlines. Make your resume stand out visually from looking at it far away.

 

[Connor Bible]

Connor, why are you still claiming that you have Aspergers instead of High Functioning Autism?

I was diagnosed when I was about eight. If I received the diagnosis today, I'd probably have Asperger syndrome.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

probably

nah dude it's at least a definite.

 

[TM Ambrose]

She doesn't know much about the forums, thank God. She's a little overprotective, but I can't blame her. She's fought for me to get a decent education for years.

That didn't answer his question.

 

[The Knife]

I was diagnosed when I was about eight. If I received the diagnosis today, I'd probably have Asperger syndrome.

No, because that diagnosis has been subsumed under the umbrella of Autism Spectrum Disorders as of the new DSM-V (iirc).

 

[Shiala]

You also want to be clever in your formatting. Have an interesting header and interesting headlines. Make your resume stand out visually from looking at it far away.

Very much agreed. Many resumes look the exact same, and it's all very basic so it becomes easy to get lost in a stack. You want your resume to stand out, especially since this will be your first job, whatever it is.

Add some interests. Depending on where you apply, it can help someone find a place for you to enjoy.

 

[Connor Bible]

No, because that diagnosis has been subsumed under the umbrella of Autism Spectrum Disorders as of the new DSM-V (iirc).

Knife, you magnificent witch! You were just on my mind. I hope you're having a hoot with Klaus Krieger's introductory chapter in my first draft of Redesigning Eva. That turd needs a lot of polishing.

 

[Neener]

Knife, you magnificent witch!

Hi Connor. Most people don't like to be called witches.
Did you do the thing I asked you to do? Go out and enjoy a little sun and air?

What I asked you to do was come back and tell me one thing you like about yourself. Can you do that now for me please, if it is a convenient time?

 

[The Knife]

Knife, you magnificent witch! You were just on my mind. I hope you're having a hoot with Klaus Krieger's introductory chapter in my first draft of Redesigning Eva. That turd needs a lot of polishing.

I'm actually going through that chapter with an open PDF of Silence of the Lambs so I can cite instances of plagiarism. That falls quite a bit beyond polishing.

Also, out of pure curiosity...do you know the difference between an academic article and a magazine article?

 

[Connor Bible]

What are the top five jobs (in order of likelihood) you think you could possibly get at this time?

1. A volunteer job. Any volunteer job.
2. Working in a restaurant.
3. Dog walker.
4. Delivery guy. I need to learn how to drive, though, and figure out the ins and outs of my county.
5. Librarian.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1419579787 A moment agoAlan Pardew:
   I realised that Chris put more effort in his resume than Connor
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3579.jpg?1420841070 A moment agoMarineTrainedTard:
   Wasn't Chris's resume a page long, at least?

 

[Cubanodun]

I was diagnosed when I was about eight. If I received the diagnosis today, I'd probably have Asperger syndrome.

Asperger was scrapped as a term and now is a degree of autism

so connor how is my Light novel?

 

[Connor Bible]

Also, out of pure curiosity...do you know the difference between an academic article and a magazine article?

Uh, yeah... why do you ask?

 

[Ruin]

1. A volunteer job. Any volunteer job.
2. Working in a restaurant.
3. Dog walker.
4. Delivery guy. I need to learn how to drive, though, and figure out the ins and outs of my county.
5. Librarian.

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. You have no drivers license
4. That requires a college eduction.

 

[Connor Bible]

so connor how is my Light novel?

What light novel?

 

[Watcher]

1. A volunteer job. Any volunteer job.

This is relatively easy. Just email a place you want to volunteer at and show up. Lots of places are looking for volunteers. It doesn't pay though and should only be considered if you are desperate for recent experience.

2. Working in a restaurant.

Not the most stable profession. You might want some experience and/or know someone who already works at a restaurant.

3. Dog walker.

This is good for like a summer job but not something that's stable

4. Delivery guy. I need to learn how to drive, though, and figure out the ins and outs of my county.

If you want to be Delivery you need not only a driver's license but you need to have a particular class of license for a truck you need to drive. So you need to be good at driving. It takes a while.

5. Librarian.

You need to get a degree to become a librarian. Either a Bachelor's or more likely a Masters. I haven't done enough research into becoming a librarian so somebody correct me if necessary.

I also don't think there's much work in being a librarian.