🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Dalish]

You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.

You're not following the line of progression.

1) You say you really want to change.
2) We offer you suggestions.
3) You half-ass all of them and then complain when there are no immediate changes.
4) You wonder why we give up.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.

That's because last night was like talking to a brick wall that also talks back about how shitty said wall's friends are.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Seriously, though, @Connor , you've already shit all over everyone's advice. I doubt you've read anyone's posts, least of all mine. So why are you here?

 

[Lurker]

You want dates, times, and addresses, motherfucker?

Physical exercise, a change of diet, control of aggression, more patience, a different attitude....

Please. Go on. Tell me more about controlling your aggression and having more patience.

 

[Coster]

You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.

Because you came here yesterday and you proved to be a complete piece of shit. At this point, what with how you -
1. Demonstrated a lack of desire to even attempt to try and make friends.
2. Attempted to deflect attention from what you say is the only friend you have to make yourself look better.
3. Completely disregarded all advice for more of your "woe is me" bullshit (which is a really tiresome shtick at this point)
4. Can't even spend 5 minutes writing a resume, let alone spend hours arguing on an internet forum.

- we're pretty much done here. We're all content to just laugh at you and post in your thread.

 

[Fredegunde]

Surely you aren't willing to take someone else's characters and stories.

"Characters" and "stories" are both pretty generous terms there, dude. I don't honestly have the faintest clue as to whether my "Eva" bears any resemblance to your "Eva." Even after reading it, I couldn't tell you much about her. Or what was even supposed to be going on.

 

[Treblinkachu]

You want dates, times, and addresses, motherfucker?

Clearly you have not changed, as you are still being a rude little boy to those who try to help you. Why do you do this, Connor? Why do you push people away with such fury when they attempt to compel you to better yourself?

 

[XH 502]

You want dates, times, and addresses, motherfucker?

See, this is why people don't take your self-improvement plans seriously. You just said you want to have a better attitude, but then this is how you reply not two minutes later.

These things don't just happen magically. They take time and effort to implement into your life. Change requires dedication, and you listed a lot of big changes. Do you have a realistic plan? Will you start small, focus on one aspect, and then build on it over time? Because at the end of the day you can talk about it all you want, but without action it's just empty promises.

 

[Connor Bible]

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

 

[Lurker]

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

Stop being a faggot.

 

[Connor Bible]

Stop being a faggot.

Why don't you go fuck yourself?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people

you don't do this though do you? look at yourself, you can barely interact with people on the internet.

 

[Meowthkip]

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

I-it's not like we're trying to help you or anything, b-b-baka!

 

[Watcher]

Connor's Fursona is a fat Condor

 

[Treblinkachu]

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

You are a little bitch, just fyi

 

[Lurker]

Why don't you go fuck yourself?

Physical exercise, a change of diet, control of aggression, more patience, a different attitude....

Those were good times, Connor.

Gooooooood times.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

 

[Jackie Chin]

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

Just go the distance dude. It's that simple.

 

[Locksnap]

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

You can't make this excuse. You were rude to people before they were rude to you.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

You want dates, times, and addresses, motherfucker?

Christ, all poor @IJustWantToSeeAttachments did was ask a pretty innocuous fucking question.