🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Man, it seems Our Littlest Lolcow has fucked off for the night. After I went & cooled off & took my meds, too. Oh, well.

@Connor , for whenever you come back---& you will---don't you have a hobby (besides writing) that you have fun with? That said, what do you even do for fun?

You know what I find therapeutic? Linocut. Take sharp pointy objects, gouge pictures into a block of linoleum, then roll ink on the block & use the block as a stamp. Trying to get the medical staff's approval to let me play with knives was an ordeal, but totally worth it.

I present Kirby & Prince Fluff from Kirby's Epic Yarn eating desserts. It is impossible to be pissy when you're carving this into a block. Just look at these cute little fuckers.
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You can carve anything you want. Molly Ringwald's bellybutton, for fuck's sake. It's not hard to get materials, either.
 
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Connor said:
So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?
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This is exactly why you don't have friends and will never have a girlfriend. You're an apathetic shit who can't even pretend to care about anybody. People pretend sometimes (or even most times) because we care about the other person and also want the same courtesy extended to us.

Picture this scenario if you can (I don't know why I'm bothering, but fucking whatever.) I'm sitting with somebody I want to be friends with. They're talking a lot, and I don't particularly care about what they're talking about, but I smile and listen regardless. A subject comes up that I'm quite interested in, and I want to talk about it at least a little. However, that person tells me to shut up because they're not interested in anything I have to say at all, and then keep talking. At that moment I'm going to decide I don't want to be friends with this person because they're rude and obviously not interested in me at all. I might continue to do the polite thing by sitting there until they get bored or I can make an excuse to leave, but after that I'd do everything I can to not spend time willingly around them again.

I'm sure you still don't get it, but you can't complain that nobody ever tried to explain it to you. Not that anyone should have to ever, because obviously the great and amazingly lazy Connor can't be assed to care about anything except eating, sitting on his ass, and that he isn't getting laid (preferably by Molly Ringwald's bellybutton).
 
It's a foregone conclusion that @Connor will be the new #4 on the most Negative ratings list. The real question is will he get his shit together before he overthrows Space Jesus for the #3 spot.
 
Cuddlebug said:
fix'd
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I've been in chat multiple times when either @Null @KatsuKitty or others (including myself) have talked with Connor endlessly but it's like talking to a wall made of autism because Connor just usually shits himself and does nothing with their advice. Dude just wants people to pity him and think he's some sort of tortured genius who is misunderstood but does nothing to prove he's a genius other than read a thesaurus.
 
hi guise I'm back & brought a shitty draw

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Is it me or does the last couple of pages played very similar to any psychoanalysis scene from NGE upset with Conner not learning much? Just like NGE, it has Conner complaining, then you have everyone else calling out his bullshit while challenging him at the same time. Heck even Conner snapped in one of the pages.
 
LordDarkrai said:
Is it me or does the last couple of pages played very similar to any psychoanalysis scene from NGE upset with Conner not learning much? Just like NGE, it has Conner complaining, then you have everyone else calling out his bullshit while challenging him at the same time. Heck even Conner snapped in one of the pages.
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idk what NGE is but it reminds me a lot of when Golden Knight tried to seek a peace treaty and decided that erasing himself from the internet and faking his own death was preferable to getting professional help and to stop treating other people like NPCs
 
LordDarkrai said:
Is it me or does the last couple of pages played very similar to any psychoanalysis scene from NGE upset with Conner not learning much? Just like NGE, it has Conner complaining, then you have everyone else calling out his bullshit while challenging him at the same time. Heck even Conner snapped in one of the pages.
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This was actually what I was thinking. The difference, however, is that instead it ending with everyone saying "congratulations," everyone got pissed of and just said "fuck you."
 
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