🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
What about friendship? My so-called "best friend" is a fucking idiot who's probably a bigger lolcow than I am.
Click to expand...
What the fuck does this have to do with what we're talking about? Your friend probably says the same about you, don't change the subject.
 
Connor said:
What about friendship? My so-called "best friend" is a fucking idiot who's probably a bigger lolcow than I am.
Click to expand...

Awesome, now you're throwing your friend under the bus. You really are just ticking all the boxes on shit-heel bingo tonight. The fact that people are still trying to help you at this point is starting to make me mad.
 
Uzumaki said:
Fuck me. Fine, Connor, you win. You're a failure and always will be. Never try anything. Is this really what you want to hear?
Click to expand...

The worst part is there are now two instances of Connor proving to himself he isn't a failure. I'm sure out of 2800 posts I'm going to run in to a couple more. I bet if we talked to his old teachers at Beaufort High they'd say he was a fine student (unless it was math).

But no, no way. No self worth. Nothin is great. The sun is black. Life is pain, pain is life. No one understands the torment of autism, depression, disabilities, or abuse, especially the kiwi forums.
 
How do you know that you're going to fail? And so what if you do? It's unpleasant, but unless we're talking about jumping across the Grand Canyon, failure's not going to kill you! Everyone fails a few times! You're a bigger failure for just sitting there crying about the mere possibility of failure! If you try, you MIGHT make progress. If you don't, you fail. Period. No chance. Ugh, now I'm just repeating what EVERYONE ELSE HAS SAID.
 
Connor said:
What's the point of trying when I know that I'm going to fail, or be undermined?
Click to expand...
Because failure isn't absolute. You can fail and try again. You can learn from failure. This is one of the most important life lessons you can learn, that apparently over your 20 years of life you haven't even begun to grasp.

People undermine you because you undermine yourself. Do you get some kind of satisfaction in being a fuckup? I don't see how you can call yourself a perfectionist or be afraid of failure when, by default, you're one of the biggest failures there is. You writing a shitty story is more of a success than writing no story at all.

Do you understand that?
 
Connor: Are you literally just saying the most pissy, passive-aggressive shit you can think of in an attempt to convince everyone that you're not worth the effort of helping? Because if you are bravo.
 
Connor said:
My so-called "best friend", like I've mentioned before, is a complete moron that I'm expected to be buds with out of necessity.
Click to expand...

How about you supply a detail? Like, what is a thing that happened that caused you to draw this conclusion?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom