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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
I do want it bad enough, and I have every intention of working hard.
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Prove it. Stop saying "I have every intention of [insert goal here]" and start saying "I am [insert current task here]"

Intent is easy to come by. I could carpet my fucking house with good intentions. If all you have is intent, then you clearly don't want it bad enough.
 
Connor said:
I have. It's only about 120 pages, far too short to be considered a full blown novel. My rabid perfectionism prevented me from writing scenes the way I wanted to and in their entirety, so I had to summarize.
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What do you mean summarize? You mean some chapters aren't even finished?

Summarizing is what you do when you're planning your project. Your first draft should read like a completed novel. The only difference between a first draft and a final draft is the first is still subject to change. There are no summaries in my first draft.
 
Connor said:
Starting this month, things are going to be different.
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And best of luck too you.

Connor said:
I have. It's only about 120 pages, far too short to be considered a full blown novel. My rabid perfectionism prevented me from writing scenes the way I wanted to and in their entirety, so I had to summarize.
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How long have you been working on this novel Connor?

Connor said:
Define "results".
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Evidence that you have done something.
 
Connor said:
Define "results".
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How about this Connor. How about you actually do something that you say you'll do.

Like actually finish your book instead of complaining about how you have no motivation. Or fix your life instead of complaining about how it's too hard.

Those are results. How about you actually do something you say you're going to do instead of you know... not.

We've heard this same old song and dance a few times now. It's getting old.
 
@Connor, you seem to have a similar problem that a lot of people do. You say you're going to change, things are going to be different. But then you slunk back into the same routine.

Start small. Stop sitting in front of your computer when you could be working out. Do shit, not say it.
 
you know that big box that's cold and you take yummy food out of? there's a list you wrote that you stuck on there, try to accomplish those.
 
I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.
 
Connor said:
I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.
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What about my eBook offer?
 
Connor said:
I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.
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Son do you know where you are?
 
Connor said:
I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.
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If you think we're ruthless don't ever try to get your book published. Or do anything for that matter.
 
Connor said:
I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.
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Goddamn it stop sperging and do a sit-up.
 
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